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It's just that I, uh...
Well, Perry's a strange guy.
Honey, you know someone you ought to call
Okay. Lay a "ho-ho-ho" on us.
You see, sir, we're all feeling
Oh, did you know that some guy
but...
I'm the perfect Santa.
Uh, sports equipment,
Dan.
what Santa has in his bag tonight.
Hi. Good evening.
I must have been drunk when I said it.
Well, frankly, captain, we were feeling
Now, how did you kids
Dan...
I wasn't... until now.
Well, I should.
Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I was gonna get you a monogrammed shirt,
Oh. I've got to do something so terrible,
Well, now, let's see
Oh.
♪ So tender and mild ♪
I'm a captain.
He says, "Hi, sweetheart, what's a pinball machine doing
Do you think that maybe you could, uh,
Get lost, Perry.
I can't take any more of this.
Part of my charm.
How much is this one?
Now, look, you've done everything you can do.
I got a real big one with Father Mike and the guys.
Me too.
The only perfume that comes with a bowl of rice.
Yes. Well, now... let's see... Tony, what...
Now even less than before.
in a nice place like this?"
and down like that.
You know, that's what steams me about Christmas.
So as far as I'm concerned,
Didn't you tell him?
Ah. Look here.
Do you expect me to pay for this?
Tsk. I understand the sea.
isn't there something you forgot to ask me for?
Why, thank you, sir.
Somebody was hurt, Walt.
Nope.
Sir. It's for you.
Oh. Well, we'll help you look for him.
Tony?
Good morning.
It's, uh, an instrument they used
he'll beg me for a divorce.
It's from all of us.
Gee, this is... really a surprise.
But, uh, look, promise me that we'll get together later, okay?
I contacted the police in Los Angeles.
and the bells are ringing like crazy.
you're, uh... feeling sorry for yourself too.
What are you looking for?
It's made from an old secret recipe.
Perfect.
Plenty!