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Yeah.
don't say Christmas to me.
You took us to the ball game last month.
They're just short people.
Just for tonight, let's forget about Walter Perry,
Yes, sir.
Oh, but, sir, wouldn't you rather
Merry Christmas!
You've gotta get that out of your head.
Good night, everybody.
Yes, ma'am.
Our family.
I'll bet it's gonna be another one of those blue ties.
Oh, well, I don't think there's anything to decide.
Let's make this the best Christmas Eve ever.
Today is the first day...
No, no, more to the left, Doc.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Uh... Let's see.
Christmas is just another working day.
Newlyweds.
Really? Out in the ocean?
Ooh, I hope he gives me what I want this Christmas:
Sounds like fun. Mm-hm.
Goodbye. Bye-bye.
Well, he says to it... He says, uh... Now get this.
Uh, fruit juice and rum.
Oh. Uh.
Isaac... remove this dead soldier
of bringing these orphans on a holiday.
People...
If you kill him, you kill us.
Of course it's missing. It's 86 degrees.
Merry Christmas.
Okay.
Oh, yes. For Mitch.
You're not only lonely,
I know what it is.
A rule is a rule, Mr. Smith.
Merry Christmas.
I know.
Dan.
Me? No.
Well... here's to us.
Let me think about it.
Judge for yourself.
Right? The right, doc.
and that way no one would be hurt.
I can spot 'em like that.
Thanks. Keep the change.
Dan, you can't be sure.
Oh, no. Poor Captain Stubing.
Well, I... I don't think Vegas is ready for me, Merrill.
Boy, I hope I'm seeing double.
Feel like I'm wearing a sign that says ex-con.
and his new wife, and they live in Florida.
Hey. You don't pussyfoot around, do you?
Of course, he went to prison.
Oh, they're getting ready for dinner.
And that's a stitch.
For Pete's sake, tell her.
I was hoping you'd ask me for a divorce.
Hm.
Okay. Let's go.
you might like at the orphanage.
I beg your pardon?