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(CAR ALARM BLARING)
Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.
And, at 6'6",
"According to past employers, it in no way affects her job..." Blah, blah, blah.
and Raj implemented a 'fix' without testing it..
you're a new client and as one of my new clients
This gal, she's really into you?
If you say screw you one more time...
What you and Jim have times a hundred. Just... She...
Whoo! Thank God for everybody, right?
I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking.
Yeah, screw you, beet farmer, I didn't forget your birthday.
Don't be nervous. Just picture her naked.
This is the Nard-Dog.
Payten It is a statement of fact
by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald.
You know what? Maybe
(INHALES DEEPLY)
but I especially love
(CLEARING THROAT) Rolando, I'd like you to meet Pam.
For instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance
Baldy, your head is bald, it is hairless,
"It is your birthday." Period.
She just left and I didn't...
No, it can go straight to our business address.
Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand.
Okay. I insist.
So, when are you due?
Hello, Doctor. I was just following up about my mole again.
MICHAEL: No!
Here you go.
Because, um...
Have you collected the money from everyone?
Who's that?