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I wrap myself around her, I soak up all of her stress,
That's great, April. How'd you do that?
Wow, you guys really dodged a bullet.
That's the whole point of marriage.
Ron, play with us!
- Okay. - Ron, play with us.
It's a long story, but the short version is,
Honey, why don't you take a whale-sounds break, okay?
you could've lost a thumb.
I can do this. People do this. People keep secrets.
- Leslie is dying. - No.
[Laughs] I win.
and for once, I wanted to keep my word.
because it's cheaper to live here than in Chicago.
I'm a social butterfly.
Oh, my God!
Let's start the bidding at $40.
Okay, we need a better system.
Ooh, yeah, here we go.
Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
My neighbor Eric-- he's kept a secret for 20 years.
a going-out-of-business sale.
So what do we got so far? We need big-ticket items.
You're welcome, guys.
- [Sighs] Damn, really? - Yes.
- It's really nice to see you. - Mm-hmm.
I'm sure you will both raise a wonderful child
Exactly. [Laughs]
We're having triplets.
Do I hear 40?
and empathetic person.
- so no one gets stressed out. - Fine.
They're moving again to China...town in France.
Well, I gotta get back to my classroom.
- They're both dying. - No.
Andy, you already have three Johnny Karate shows tomorrow.
We have a concert to save. Excuse me, he's feeling better.