Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you give me a little more time?

Chidi, Chidi, think about this.

And how does that make you feel?

Tahani's confusing. She's really smart.

There's something wrong about that,

Or you want a diamond bigger than Tahani's?

Dude, you can bluster and insult all you want...

in the most boring way.

Would you please read your first paragraph here?

next to a volcano, and you can either save 50 people,

You'd have me hunch or something

that's basically meteorite poop.

"Plus, they're all French,

I see the irony. Keep a-swipin'.

You and I are really very similar.

I had Janet make you a never-ending shrimp dispensery.

shoved up the butt of an evil mannequin, you know.

to feed his starving family.

Chidi? Talk it out, buddy.

Hmm, kitchen looks nice and crazy.

Yeah, you're right. It isn't. And no take-backs.

Quick, Chidi! What's your decision?

and is utterly unaware of his own absurdity.

He's like... "Sacre bleu, I peed in m' pants."

so you took it out on the teacher.

They're worthless space garbage. What you're holding right now...

Trolley Problem version number seven.

Do we know anything about the people?

Why are you so scared

I'm On Your Side Here, Dude, But He Is Not Wrong

containing all of the knowledge in the universe.

but I can't put my finger on what it is.

as "pounding it out."

Okay, Michael...

So I really thought about each one of you,

These five people all need organ transplants,