Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's not even a person.

No time, dude! Make a decision!

I just know more than you.

I think we've taken this trolley thing as far as it can go.

I'm On Your Side Here Dude, But He Is Not Wrong

This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.

This is awesome...

ran him over with a trolley.

what did we learn?

But this is hard because the only trolley

sacré bleu, I Peed in my pants

with one Janet, as it were.

me trying desperately

He's just a bunch of evil

I'm sorry about this, Chidi.

You're just torturing Chidi again, aren't you?

I just needed to let off a little steam.

He thinks he just killed a bunch of people with a trolley.

Are you torturing us again?

or we'll end up getting tortured forever.

Sorry. Jason, do you, um, care to join?

You son of a Bitch

When it comes to human ethics,

I asked you to examine the ethics of "Les Misérables,"

Precisely because you refer to lovemaking

Obviously, no one can ever know.

Here's the thing.

Michael's not going to learn

Perhaps we could kill two birds