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I'm-I'm tired, and I'm broke,
Oh, great!
(Bartender groans)
I see no dicks, my friend.
Having a good night.
The laptop, the lubriderm. I'm bored.
♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪
God, I'll never forget the day we found that Delia's catalogue.
♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪
Okay, see, this is what I'm talking about.
Don't worry. Still plenty of time to score.
He had a good night. Ooh.
- No. - Are you sure?
Whoa. Oh, my...
You know how much I love...
- Dude, it's getting late. - Let's just pound some Mexican food.
I'm going home. Come on.
What?
Well, it's never gonna happen, is it, man?
I... different grips.
(Indistinct chatter)
(Imitates gunshot)
I-I've never seen that before in my life.
Hopefully, it'll fit.
(Muffled dance music playing)
Or, uh, current events.
(Toilet flushing)
(Mike laughs)
Okay.
- (Panting) Oh, give it to me. - Okay. Here we go.
(Phone ringing) Hello.
I got to see what it's like to be you.
One second.
Okay, all right. Uh, thank you.
♪ Get-get up off my grind, you'll stay behind ♪