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Let's just pound this postmodern epic. Five minutes.
(Mumbles) All right, okay.
All right. I'm so proud of you!
No, no, no, no, man, I need it right now.
say hi, do spiral eyes, ask her her name,
'cause it fell right in my mouth.
- Huh. - And you're gonna be like,
Um... you... wait, wait, let's just, uh,
If you can't do spiral eyes, how do you hit on girls?
It's like a vagina party out there.
I-I'm... this has never...
(Sniffing)
Spiral eyes. You know, it's how you get girls to like you.
You want to, uh...
I'm just an ordinary guy.
Oh, my God.
It's already pretty late.
- cardiovascular system and... - Yeah.
We'll just pound these beers real quick and then we'll go, okay?
For instance, a-a long, intimate conversation... sometimes
- Yes! - Bye, bye, bye.