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- cardiovascular system and... - Yeah.
For instance, a-a long, intimate conversation... sometimes
(Mumbles) All right, okay.
Let's just pound this postmodern epic. Five minutes.
Oh, my God.
Um... you... wait, wait, let's just, uh,
We'll just pound these beers real quick and then we'll go, okay?
Spiral eyes. You know, it's how you get girls to like you.
It's like a vagina party out there.
say hi, do spiral eyes, ask her her name,
It's already pretty late.
If you can't do spiral eyes, how do you hit on girls?
I-I'm... this has never...
'cause it fell right in my mouth.
No, no, no, no, man, I need it right now.
I'm just an ordinary guy.
All right. I'm so proud of you!
(Sniffing)
- Yes! - Bye, bye, bye.
You want to, uh...
- Huh. - And you're gonna be like,