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That was Mike and Josh. ♪ You stay behind. ♪
- Ooh, we crushed it, dawg. - Oh, yeah.
- Uh, let me just tie my shoes. - No, there's no time.
Um, Krystal, I-I'm sorry.
(Laughs)
- Come on. - No, no, no.
- Okay. Okay. - Come on.
to the bathroom real quick? Just two secs.
All right, man, your dick will be
Holy Moses. Yeah, okay, let's-let's get in there.
And...
Thank... thank you.
I-I am the drunk boy. Listen, this is
And then, I spat it out and, well,
This doesn't usually happen to me. Uh...
(Whoops) This is the best night of my life!
- Josh, come on. - Yeah, I know.
I-I don't know. I just walk up to them and say random stuff.
Yeah. Hi there. Hi.
Uh, don't worry about it.
I think a thank you might be in order.
New and improved Josh. Bright and early.
- wooing women. - Great. It's on.
Yeah, we-we need fuel for dancing and flirting.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this place is sick.
- Milkman's coming. Hello. - Yeah.
A glass of water, please
Dude, she just totally checked you out.
That is just disgusting.
(Bartender yelling, dog snarling and barking)
This just isn't working for me.
(Buzzing) You know, it's really good
because you're afraid to hit on girls.
♪ You stay behind ♪
And you'll do all those things, but can we just
(Phone buzzing) Who is texting you so late?
I don't think I can.