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♪ You stay behind ♪
Holy Moses. Yeah, okay, let's-let's get in there.
I-I am the drunk boy. Listen, this is
to the bathroom real quick? Just two secs.
- wooing women. - Great. It's on.
All right, man, your dick will be
Dude, she just totally checked you out.
- Okay. Okay. - Come on.
This just isn't working for me.
And...
(Laughs)
This doesn't usually happen to me. Uh...
(Phone buzzing) Who is texting you so late?
And you'll do all those things, but can we just
(Buzzing) You know, it's really good
And then, I spat it out and, well,
Oh, my God.
Yeah, we-we need fuel for dancing and flirting.
I don't think I can.
Yeah. Hi there. Hi.
New and improved Josh. Bright and early.
- Come on. - No, no, no.
(Whoops) This is the best night of my life!
Uh, don't worry about it.
That was Mike and Josh. ♪ You stay behind. ♪
Um, Krystal, I-I'm sorry.
- Milkman's coming. Hello. - Yeah.
- Uh, let me just tie my shoes. - No, there's no time.
That is just disgusting.
I think a thank you might be in order.
A glass of water, please
- Josh, come on. - Yeah, I know.
- Ooh, we crushed it, dawg. - Oh, yeah.
(Bartender yelling, dog snarling and barking)
Dude, this place is sick.
because you're afraid to hit on girls.
I-I don't know. I just walk up to them and say random stuff.
Thank... thank you.