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♪ Get-get up off my grind ♪
Or-or that time on the bus on the
See?
Is that a dog?
Uh-huh.
Jared! Come on!
I'm sick of it. I-I want to see what's out there.
Whoa.
like, right now, man.
(Muffled club music playing)
(Sighs)
It's in the...? Oh, man.
I'm saying I've never met one.
(Phone buzzing) Little tiny plant growing.
Christ.
- Does it have prongs? - What?
Yeah. (Both moaning)
Oh, you don't act... oh.
Uh, barkeep? That'll be, uh, two Cosmos.
There's still plenty of girls left.
Oh, my God. This is... this...
It's the same thing every time.
is if you go to the bar and talk to them.
(Exhales loudly)
- Yeah. Yup, yup. Yeah. - Yeah? Is 7:00 a.m.
This is fun. I think-I think...
Hey, here are your dicks.
But, uh, in that case, I should hit the sack...