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Ninja turtles vs the shredder!
[GRUNTS]
...but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for frozen pizza.
Hey, Raph, where you going?
It's a talent.
So much for family, huh?
Like the city's falling apart.
- You're a natural, sis. -Thanks.
Hey, hey, heV-
- Cricket. -Cricket?
It’s time to Sac Up!
When we were forced to come to New York...
...but I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener.
When tekashi 69 gets outta jail This how niggas gonna react
Guess it's hard to get good maid service in a sewer.
Hey, wait for me.
Look. Just take it easy, okay?
Depression: "What do you mean, what do we do now?"
[BLOWS LANDING, TEENS GRUNTING]
- Put those away. -Heh-heh.
- Mega-- SPLINTER: Ahem.
*shot*
Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
[GRUNTING]
Question. Do you like Pickles on your pizza?
Well, you sure act like it sometimes now. I deserve to have no manner. And I like to have no how. Well, you sure act like it sometimes now. I deserve to have no manner. And I like to have no how.
Afraid of enclosed areas.
...such a good time for your buddies to drop in.
MICHAELANGELO: 11th and Bleecker?
- I know. -Huh?
[WHIMPERING]
[YELLS]
no joke!1!!1!!1!!!1!11!!
Sweetcakes?
[CHUCKLING]
...did we lose control here?
Shinsho.
[GUNSHOT OVER TV]
[ENGINE STARTS]
- Come on, let's move it. I'm starving. -Ooh.
...has been disappearing from store shelves and storage areas...
He shall not speak. He will not speak. He is not going to speak.
I mean, about what it would be like...
I don't know.
Hey. Hey, he's awake.
The Professor and Mary Ann, happily ever after.
She got jumped in the subway. I had to bring her here.
ME: Ok, FINE! YOU: Ok, FINE!
I am your father.
[TU RTLES YAWN]
Charles, what are you talking about? It's my story. No way.
Oh, so that’s the plan from our great leader , huh? Just sit here on our butts!
Damn!
Thatdepends on how fast you stock your pizza.
Man I love being a Tree Based Model
Depression: "Go ahead, you deserve hurt!"
It was a-Woke!
[ALL LAUGH]
I got him.
...I lived in Japan...
NINJA: Hey. -Hmm.
Aah!
...don't.
You are my eyes and ears. Find them.
You said the magic word.
Ninja-kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
Uh... Match you for it?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm dead.
Hai!
APRIL: This is totally cool. -Oh, no, not Cagney.
Home alone
What do you guys like on your pizza?
[VVCDO D C LATTE RS]
Hmm.
[RATS SQUEAKING]
Hey, Bogie, now, who died and made you referee?
Anxiety: "Well you sure act like it sometimes."
[CHUCKLING]
- So was I. -Ah-ah-ahem.
MICHAELANGELO: You're two minutes late, dude.
You killed my brother.
He might almost feel cute if he were with that pigheadedness. He might almost feel cute if he were with that pigheadedness.
0K8)'-
Where does he come up with this stuff!?
Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi...
Death comes for us all
- Wonderful. -Ah.
Uh-oh.
Indubitably
You shall not speak. You will not speak. You are not going to speak.
Are you crazy?
It's been a long drive, Raph.
...mimicking his movements from my cage...
On, baby.
Guys, I'm not so sure if this is, structurally speaking...
[RATTLING]
where do they come up with this stuff?
APRIL: Charles, that's ridiculous.
- Come on. -What have you been up to?
You shall answer. You will answer. You have answered. You are going to answer.
Bad timing...
STERNS [OVER PHONE]: Pennington, I thought we had a deal!
MICHAELANGELO: Wise man say, Forgiveness is divine...
We have not spoken. We have not spoken.
Come on.
Yeah. Who's this?
Even after all these years, it still feels like home.
Well, I was gonna give you guys a tour of the store.
Uh...
...a pet of my master, Yoshi...
- I don't know. -You don't know?
A little bit more like that.
Are you sure you won't reconsider some help?
Hopabunga!
Come on. Hurry up.
you call this restoring trust? You call this here... and that.. down there...
He shall not speak. He will not speak. He is not going to speak. He shall not speak. He will not speak. He is not going to speak.
BOY 2: Read them and weep, boys.
Because I wanted to redecorate.
TEQUILA!