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What did one Estonian farmer say to the other?
Well, now you do, genius.
One, two, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No, Charles, you know what I realized
Already did.
- You guys came. - Damn right we did.
- How do you keep doing that? - I don't know.
It was inside us all along. Brilliant, Jake.
Oh, laughing is fun.
- ♪ Better? ♪ - ♪ Awesome ♪
before the pheromones wear off,
with a flat ass, which is perfect for scooching.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la ♪
Aww, that's so yucky.
Yeah, I said it. New York City sucks.
you're not a father. You never will be.
No, it is not.
So maybe this time, don't lie to me.
We should toilet paper their houses.
SWAT's here, we have to move on these guys now.
- Charles, what are you doing? - Jah-nakeh.
Come on, focus, Jake.
- that was a yellow light! - I proceeded with caution.
Look, I couldn't let you go in there solo.
Sometimes there's other packages that get lost
Genevieve and I worked so hard
They're really bad singers, Papa.
I'll do anything to perk up my little man.
Enough of your dumb apologies, Jake.
Cool. Can we go now?
I made a couple calls,
- brings out the vinegar. - Neither of those
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Charles, is it bleeding?
Not here, far away, but they still need us.
- Face it, Jake, I'm weak. - What? Don't talk like that.
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
after backup arrives, and not until then.
Right, time to put some daddy into my mommy.