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Are you serious, Santiago?
I say we quit the competition
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
and, yes, the MTA has a huge head start on us,
I just talked to Crawford from Organized Crime.
Sir, say something.
I'm really sorry. There were so many people.
the greatest inflatable tree that 'Murica has to offer.
There's a gang of armed men in there,
I know, I felt like a superhero, like the Hulk's mom.
Hey, Charles,
- How you doing? - Hi, Jake, we made Daddy
Is it one of the uniformed officers?
All right.
Thank you for joining me for what promises to be
I said, keep it a surprise, so you don't build up
Well, danger is my maiden name.
It's deafening.
Does anyone have any ideas about...
and I found Captain Latvia.
her knees to her chest for at least...
then they had me on hold for three hours.
Hell yes, let's do that, in 10 minutes
Our crop yields are so much smaller
Yeah, but you also promised him
We've been here too long. This is getting dangerous.
♪ Pop, pop, droppin' bodies ♪
Don't fool yourself, Santiago.
drunkard to our caroling group, or do we lose miserably like
I'm literally turning into a puddle.
In a certain way, we'll be furthering
The best present ever: a Captain Latvia action figure!
The guy's a criminal.
or were you just staring at my body the whole time?
I was spraying 'em like a skunk out there.
No, what I realized is, the best gift
Yeah, well, it looks like the only train in here
Almost as much as we hate the MTA.