Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not if we don't vote for it.
They'll probably get him on tax evasion.
Quand quelqu'un me dit qu'il est impossible de voyager avec son animal
This is the most humiliating thing you've ever done to me! This is the last straw.
When did you stop shaving your legs?
They're just normal parents.
Nothing to write home about.
God, I miss Dave
I feel like an idiot because of this stupid hat you made me wear.
Be right as rain tomorrow. The final isn't till Sunday.
Let's keep what we have. I love the Signore Cappuccino.
Oink. Oink.
Berets.
And these bubbles...
We're the grand prize winners.
I hate to bother you, but we're staying at the Royal lmperial Windsor Arms.
Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
That Bitch!
And she's alone.
The Froegers? No one's ever beaten the Froegers.
...and finish the best goddamn vacation of our lives.
What do you think? C'est magnifique, huh?
- Do you miss me? - Yes.
You know Ellen, my wife, and Rusty and Audrey.
Che fa?
This has been my favorite part of the trip.
War. You name it.
- I give up. - Wait a minute, Dad.
I'm sick of English food. I feel like a blimp.
Carry that. I'll get the luggage out. Rusty, we could use your help.
I'm a ruined woman.
Why don't you call him?
Dad, I think he's gonna Cephalopork her...
Is that true?
Oink oink, my good man!!!
Okay, Russ, get over here.
You want the souffle?
It stands to reason. The English settled Massachusetts. The old pilgrims.
The hills are alive With the sound of Gruber
...combines old-world charm and modem convenience.
Your parents are actually pretty cool.
Let's look at the map and go over our schedule.
As President of the Griswald Republic, I move we go to Europe.
It's amazing. I cannot get left!
Pig in a poke It pays to be a glutton
God, I miss jack
You answered the Thomas Edison question and won car wax.
Thank you.
The Gilbert Family European Vacation See you in 4 weeks
Yeah, I erased it.
Write down your choice...
No problem. I'm used to it. Good luck!
Shut up, Russ.
What we need now is a dupe. Someone above suspicion...
I hate you.
Audrey.
I vote we don't talk about schedules anymore.
Pass the croissants, please. And the butter and jelly.
...to start a two-week vacation extravaganza you'll never forget.
Remember Ellen from her letters? There she is.
- I have to eat. - Your mom's calling you to dinner?
I'm fountained out.
We never even did it until we got married. Well, at least until we decided to.
I can be big about this. We'll be a democracy. Everybody votes.
The Froegers.
Look, kids. Forget it.
Sort of.
Et moi, I'll have the veau, the veal.
I've got a creative urge to...
- Upper! Upper! - Nobody wins.
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Deluxe Accomodations at the Sumptuous Groucho Club
You're in Room 714. And please hurry.
European standards of public behavior are different than ours.
Monsieur, excusez-moi.
Come here.