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What? No, no, no, she didn't leave me. No. No, uh, it was mutual.
[screams]
What doctor prescribes vitamins? It's pathetic.
[sighs] Please.
[sighs] That was weird, huh?
Well, we're not gonna figure this out today, so I'm gonna take off.
- What if I did, though? - It's not a big deal.
You had the Ian sex dream, didn't ya?
No, I'm-- I'm Poppy's boss.
Rachel got all weird because, in my dream, I totally got him off.
You know, stretch your legs, grind it out like a boss.
- Maybe we should-- - [Poppy] What up, ladies?
Okay.
It's just... I need to get something off my chest,
Don't worry. I'll just tell David to shut down the office while I'm gone.
Me.
To be honest, I never figured out if "Q" meant queer or questioning.
Oh, right.
- [inhales] The title will be... - Yeah?
You probably wouldn't understand because you're not creative,
I just need more time to assert my dominance.
Rachel really loves to talk things out. Like, a lot.
It's not. It's not good enough.
[exhales, whimpers]
Don't worry, David. I'm sure you'll find someone soon.
She could be bi or "Q," I guess.
[horn blasts]
What did you ever see in him?
Yeah, I had a thing that day.
Yeah.