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I'm afraid he leaves behind no good deed to remember him by.
I always thought bowling was just an excuse
oh, how can I put this gently?
and our disastrous toddler boxing tournament,
a fair-weather fan for this team.
with my mouth full of matzah.
Just 'cause one of us has a tickle in his whistle
The word "frostbite" sounds so cutesy
-[gasping] -Anybody else holding out on anything?
You don't have any plants.
Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Simpson.
Wait, wait! Uh, now we're getting somewhere.
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
He's not dead. He's not dead!
[exclaims] What have I done? Me and my anger issues.
Just once, can you not mention God?
Fausto... not good.
Mmm.
Bart, they say a kid is only as happy
[stammers] I'd just like us to, uh, bow our heads,
Just premature.
and play "Flight of the Bumblebee!"
Oh, I can't be in the same room with that smell.