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-What day is it? -Saturday.
Uh, in October?
fried hooves, snout surprise.
And I'm part of the town,
Oh, man, that was close. How deep is that thing, anyway?
-[suppressed laughter] -Can you excuse us?
Now, make with the Our Father.
[chanting] Let's go Pin Pals.
No good deeds, Reverend?
Is what my dad would say if he were alive.
"because you're gonna be the most popular widow
[playing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"]
Thank God for Homer Simpson!
Have you noticed I haven't called you "stupid Flanders"
I am, Mommy. Take me to the good place.
I could die right now a happy man.
[belches]
and then you and I will have a grand old time.
I'd be praying if a bunch of guys in red vests on horses
What are you saying?
What?
Well, I think things will be just fine.
I thought this would help us feel better.
[grunting]
And it's almost night.
so I actually brought a 16-pound ball.
We've done everything we can to help your father, so...
and we'll be best friends.
[sighs] If the Lord could carry His cross,