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Homer, could you get my water bottle?
I knew it. I knew it.
but I liked watching you carry him.
Anyone else want to brag about their balls?
but when it happens to you, ugh!
Um... That's not exactly where I am.
Barney, pick up the spare.
All right folks, break it up.
You were wrong. You were wrong!
I'm saying we prepare him to be eaten.
It is going to mean the world to this entire town.
Just gimme a wing. Come on. You got two, come on!
[pin clunks]
to get away from the kids and drink a lot of beer.
I mean, seriously?
And that word isn't "can" or "might."
[mocking laugh] Jesus is God's rod.
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and butt fumbles,
to make an image of Homer as a corpse.
That's not what the Tin Man...
I've never known such luxury.
[exclaims weakly]
[muttering] Stupid avalanche.
Never? You're 87 years old.
just to keep the ratings up.
People still do that?
[chuckles]
It's just that I've come to realize
A guy coming back from the dead!
Mom? What are you making?
I've got a new end for your eulogy:
as their saddest parent.
It's today!
You ever call me again. you little puke,
Hidilly doodily, Saviorino!
Homer, if the high altitude
D'oh!
I'm gonna cut you up, use your intestines as violin strings,