Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Big Guy in the Sky.
I hear you silently agreeing.
Please buckle up as we attempt to clear
there is nothing a newscaster loves better
I don't know.
This could be it.
Finally, strikes I can support.
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That's my dad. Suck it, other dads.
Me, too. By which I mean I brought two 16-pound balls.
[cheering]
That's right, finally, after years of phantom fouls
[ball clatters through bowling pins]
Oh, God! Spanish-what's-his-name.
[Homer] Huh? Well, look at that.
"Better get your booty shorts to the cleaners
and that new guy from Portugal whose, uh, name I forget.
I'm gonna have to put her down on the mountain.
Turns everything good into church.
Homer Simpson. Hmm, what can I say?
[quietly] Bowlers.
It's today!
You're a good man.
Hey, Churchy Joe, tell that to my piggies!
[happy groaning]
He always had a heart. What he lacked was courage.
Oh, I mean it.