Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They will never know that I am a great comedian,

Oh, I'm crushed.

♪ Ragg mopp ♪ Doo-de-dup dah dee-yadah

Uh, I bet on a horse that came in so late,

OK, OK. Good number. Good number, you guys.

and, yes, I'll even say it - talented.

I don't know, baby. Ask me again in a million years.

For the past ten years, she has eaten nothing but seaweed.

Well, that's it for this week's madness.

I think she ought to have her own spot on the show.

You know, she's gonna be a guest on our show one of these weeks. Mm-hmm.

Hey, it wasn't my fault!

No, I mean it. I mean it. I've seen audiences come, and I've seen 'em go.

♪ Sing a song

♪ Sing a song

Kermit. Kermit, is it true what I've heard,

and welcome to The Muppet Show.

Says you. That's right.

It-It's over. It's over. Piggy, listen -

Well, look, Fozzie, it's just that - Excuse me.