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Were relationships just a big chess match: strategy moves, countermoves...
...and not some screwed up, insecure guy who can't deal with a woman...
You're obsessed with talking about Big and frankly, we can't take it anymore.
Why are you staying with him?
...the end of the basketball season and the return of her sex life...
Shopping quickly devolved into a game of hide and seek.
Meanwhile, I was getting plenty of action.
The thing they have in common is you.
Who's gonna tell her?
I thought I'd be an adult here and come over and introduce myself.
-Is that a challenge? -Yeah.
The idea of lasting through another sexless season...
And it needs to be watered.
There it was: happy hour in the valley of lost men.
I didn't call her again until Thursday, so I didn't seem eager.
Meanwhile, Sam had decided she would celebrate...
Because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him.
Would you have dinner with me sometime?
You're in a very compromising position.
Come on, you fuckers!