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We sold it, didn't we?
And ask yourselves, people, who's to blame for all this?
Stop worrying, Apu. The Kwik-E-Mart is in good hands.
- Doesn't Homer work a standard 1 8-hour day? - Eighteen hours?
I'm solving world hunger.
and you've spent less on gifts for me than you have on temporary tattoos.
- All the other stores are closed. - At 1 1 :30?
Now to trim away the fat.
This Valentine's crap has gone too far!
A chocolate husband!
3 x 3 x 11 x 31 x 53 x 59 = 328977
Wow.! That looks great, Mom. Some of your best work.
Oh!Just once I'd like a parrot to say that to me.
What the… Look out! It's gonna blow!
''So then the second salesman says, 'That's okay.
- Well, let us just say we both feel bad. - Deal.
If you won't stop, then I'll stop you!
You're right, Mom. I understand.
Papier-mache mix, pipe cleaners...
What the- Look out! It's gonna blow!
Then the bird sang ''I Love the Nightlife'' with clever new lyrics.
Okay.
Tomorrow? Well, that's too bad, mister.
Yeah, it's for all your charity work and, um...
gonna seal the deal with a diamond the size of a doll's head.
Well, I think I have a collapsed lung, but okay.
Huh?
- Oh, Apu. - Oh, Lord, my ears are filled with nougat!
- Nobody works that hard. - Mm-mmm!
Women really like that sort of thing, Homie.
What in the world-
Really? I did that?
And then the handsome prince realized...
Shh, shh, shh! Anyway, the prince passed out for 1 00 years...