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- That's right. - That's a good way to look at it, I guess.
I know, Ron. Normally, I'd say yeah, but I'll tell you,
Horrible.
Technically Furloughed Sport
and we exit from the north.
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Don't bother calling me. [ Women Chuckling ] Seriously, it was fun.
I like splitting gas money four ways. [ Laughs ]
Butler, you're a sportsman.
CR2 cr3
scotch?
It’s a jungle out there.
[ Kevin ] Nikki, I won't do it. I've been thinking about this.
“Hi. You’re Doing it Wrong”
I love them. I do.
[ Tires Screeching ]
The school with a heart !
- Jack-- - Okay, come on, doll face. Give me a dollar.
[ Both Laughing ]
why I come all the way home to talk to you, and I find another woman in our room?
Capital One Auto Finance The Auto Lender With A Heart.
Caroline, these kids, in a couple of years, they're gonna outgrow this thing.
Oh, look who's talking. I called your hotel,
- See you guys. - Jack, keep in touch.
Thanks. I'd love to take this time...
Mmm.
Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili?
My fellow Americans...
It didn’t take?! Are you kidding me?!
♪ [ Soap Opera Sad Medley ]
- Get in. - 'Cause I don't-- Where are you taking me?
Stay right here. I'm not supposed to let strangers in the house.
♪ We'd be sharing love ♪ Hello? Alex who?
You're not fired.
No! Kenny made this.
- Are you kidding? Take it. - Okay, look, Bert,
You mean Jaws?
MY BRAIN IS LIKE OATMEAL.
you see my little girl? Yeah. She's adorable.
[ Radio Announcer ] It's gonna be a beautiful day in Detroit today.
Thanks. It's amazing what you can do with a Sears card.
we've got to get over to see, uh, Caroline's Aunt Emily.
No, forget it. Come on. That was days ago.
Oh, thanks.
The Light Has Waken Baby Ava Martin It’s Okay! I’ve Got A Vacuum Cooler! I’ve Got A Saxophone! Stop! Stop! I Remember Another Quiet When Use To Bet Puppy To Sleep
[ Everyone Laughing ]
Is than an unbelievable first day or what?
Come on, Jack.
Right. Sorry. Here. We'll settle out of court.
Oh, really? You don't seem to have outgrown it, Jack.
Okay, move it out, and remember, south to drop off,
Where's mommy keep the extra diapers?
You covered for us?
we're gonna be playing this morning.
about your Woobie.
- Keep that sense of humor, buddy. It's critical. - Hey! Jinx!
I'm riding with Avery
I owe you one, Jack.
Why did I get rid of that Woobie?
Now, I don't mean to be disrespectful, Mr. Humphries,
The point is, when you're down, you're not necessarily out.
- Yeah. - Where is it?
I actually thought I had a job there for about 30 seconds today.
Oh, boy. And, number two, you've got a--
She earned that promotion, I can assure you, Jack.
- Mm-hmm. I'll wake Kenny. - Okay, but don't touch his Woobie.
Brown it in some butter. - Yeah.
All right, girls. Next time I'll call you, all right?
Are these any good?
- I do? - Mm-hmm.
[ Gasps ]
He had a vasectomy It didn't take
So what? Come on. What else do you have?
IRV, WE WERE NEVER IN AISLE SEVEN. HONEST
But pretty soon, a Woobie isn't enough.
[ Sighs ]
Yeah, .270, .271. Whatever it takes.
Damn good thing we don't have the Cheerio account.
The point is, Megan just cut two new teeth. I'll bet you didn't know that.
[ Woman ] Will all the passengers be sure...
No, I don't wanna go over the list! Okay. Let's go over the list.
and you might be coming home pretty late at night.
No, he had a vasectomy.