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Just who is the culprit?
oh god sharon james! even you won't get into egyptian god's temple with those yeuririidiooocs! just ignore them. it takes before a huurrof will come over to iciielepm them up.
Come on, pal. Hey, south is drop off, north is pick up.
Irv, clean up on aisle seven!
- I couldn't say anything until it was official! - Wait a minute!
'cause I'm such a nice guy. [Kenny] No!
[ Gunshot ]
- Hey, did he have a mohawk? - Like Mr. T?
Okay, baby. Bye. Thanks.
Listen, Ace.
Right-- right-- right around here would be fine.
- Amen. - Lines?
and then they were screaming at me, and there's a secretary that hates me for no reason.
[ Scoffs ] What happened?
♪ [ Soap Opera Theme Dramatically Intensifies ]
Well, I am making a point, Mr. Humphries. The point is,
We'll play tomorrow. Am I right? [ All Agreeing ]
Where am I gonna catch on? Where we gonna catch on?
with people screaming at each other,
Yes this is for real poker
Yeah, 301, 302. Whatever it takes.
Wait a minute.
I'm not mad. It's just not where I want to be right now.
Uh, .38, .39, whatever it took.
Irv, we were never in aisle 7... honest
Your entire cheddar family. - Can you run the hams back one more time?
All right, Jack. What do you want me to do? Not go?
Kenny!
- Yeah. - Well, what are you doing here?
- Flap my gums! - It's gettin' ugly in here.
I'll explain it to you later.
Hey, Georges!
Cut the crap.
In the context of my interview at lunch.
You really hit him? [ Caroline Chuckles ]
Keep your mouth shut and your ears open,
- She's... [ Caroline ] Sick. - ...Dying.
The loneliness? Well, I did it, Jack. I did it for eight years.
DMV lines, Welfare Lines, Food Lines. You Know, Those Lines?
[ Scoffs ] Very funny, Jack.
I was nowhere near the BMR deck!
Okay? You want a T-Bird? Please. Put your bum down there, honey, okay?
When it comes in, it's gonna look great.
Nassau Swim Team When They Read Grace's Headline
- What? - Exterminator!
Tell me I'm doing it wrong. I know how to do this.
Hey, fellas, I'm telling you. It's as simple as this.
- Ooh. - That's good. [ Laughs ]
All right, forget Rocky. Forget I brought it up. Get it outta your head.
Oh, I'm sorry. I mean families.
[ Dog Barking ]
You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket...
We don't get along. It's certainly true enough.
taking pride in your work, but I did.
gouda, edam, provolone, romano, swiss.
Joan, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower.
[ Screams ]
I promised Jack I wouldn't say anything.
It's that dancer's telephone number.
Well, it may not be healthy, but it's fun. Right, guys?
Sorry. Habit.
Daddy's betting mommy a hundred dollars to just her one dollar...
You look great, Jack.
Oh, weirdo.
You're qualified.
- I'm sorry. [ Crying ]
Tim, I was no near basketball today. Honest!
He did. Ron and his group are flying to the plant tomorrow,
Jack. Jack.
Mmm.
Okay, you've got my attention. Shoot.
Move it Monkey!
This way our little ones don't have to walk between the cars to get to the learning facility.
Couldn't hold on, could ya, Jack?
[ Clears Throat ] Well, these are the last two campaigns for Schooner Tuna.
Oh, Jack! [ Gasps ]
I don't think we can fit any more.
Hi You're doing it wrong.
[ Alex and Ken ] Yea! - Forget the paper.
I've gotta have you back. I'll do anything.
Test Test
Can't you control him?
Why don't you retire that thing to the dry cleaning hall of fame, huh?
Bye, darling.
[ Sighs ]