Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, Ron, you know women.
Uh, son, son-- you're gonna have to get out of here now. This is a meeting.
Attention. But for now it’s time for me to get to funeral.
Okay, well, I uh-- Let's see here.
- 7:30? - 7:30!
[ Women Complaining ] - I just want--
It didn't take?! Are you kidding me?!
Don't paint your sister!
I've thought of the kids. The kids won't hear a thing.
I would have come down and had something to eat with you and your girlfriends.
Yeah, 69, 70. Whatever it takes.
Uh, son, son-- you're gonna have to get out of here now. This is a meeting.
What, do you all have dates or something?
Well, that's some consolation.
If I did such a bad job,
I want to make a very good impression. How do I look?
Team, I was never even near the VAD closet today, honest! I really wasn't!
- Where is everybody? [ Jack ] Up here.
I can't believe it. How 'bout you guys?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Just who is the culprit?
- Okay, okay. Come here. - Okay.
'Cause that's where we're gonna make the tuna commercial, honey.
South to drop off. North to Pick up Don't DO it Wrong!
When this crisis is over, we'll go back to our regular prices.
Now, wait a minute.
[ Chuckles ] You've been drinking a lot, haven't you, Ron?
[ Jack ] Okay, I've got 25-cent Wheaties. Rebate. - Ooh.
But don't let her sleep past 11:30, because she won't go down for her afternoon nap.
Yeah, 5780, 5781. Whatever it takes.
Keep that sense of humor. it's critical.
- Dad? - Yeah?
[ Knock at Door ] Come in.
[ Doorbell Rings ]
Keep That Sense of HumoR. It's Critical.
So, that's why you offered to sit with the kids.
- If I did, wouldn't I tell you guys? - Not necessarily.
I will see you your Tender Vittles, and I'll raise you a 50-cent Yoplait...
I'm riding with Avery
Wednesday.......Thursday Whatever it takes
[ Everyone Laughing ]
and when I told him honestly how I felt about something, Ron liked what I had to say.
You had him with no diaper?
SOUTH TO DROP OFF, MORON!
22nd. 23rd. Whatever it takes.
- Gotta get a new tube. - Ron!
You’re not The only one!
- There is? - Yes.
Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes.
You crazy? You fed a baby chili?
Oh, yeah. We're, uh, very proud of her. The children are, and we're all real proud at home.
- Right. She'll be right out. - Okay.
Why? There are no kids to go home to tonight.
- You wanna talk about this shirt for a second, Jack? - All right.
DL385a? DL385, DL585...Whatever it takes
Jack, I don't want the money.
[ Caroline ] Well, you're mad, aren't you? [Jack] I'm not mad.
- Thanks. - Basement's clean. Oh, thanks.
[ Chattering ]
- You fired these guys after all they've contributed. - Jack.
[ Shower Running ]
[ Ken ] Dad's making some minor changes.
Whoa!
- Oh, Jack. - Can we bet too? - Absolutely!
here's a guy who's taking a pretty bad beating, you know?
IRV! Cleanup on aisle 4!
Well, hello down there.
Irv, I was never in aisle 2 Honest
Now, who knew there was going to be a hurricane that month?
Why not? He that good?
Hey, Jack! I love what you did to the bedroom!
They're gonna ask you a couple of questions--
- I can't believe it. - I can't believe it.
It didn't take?
I'm calling you with a 25-cent new and improved Ban roll-on...
Victor? How can it be Victor?
♪ [ Disco ] [ Women Screaming ]
I'm just waiting for Caroline.
[ Chuckling ] Jaws.
I like a man with a little meat on his bones.
- None of it's yours, Jinx. - Aw, come on, come on.
There are people to do that.
Schooner Tuna. The tuna with a heart.
and you can, uh, watch with the rest of the wives.
- Uh-- - Jack.
You heard anything, Jinx?
You're right. God knows I'm guilty. I deserve it.
Yeah, 220, 127. Whatever it takes.
Half pound of salami, half pound of swiss, half pound virginia ham, two celery.
These aren't the same guys from the space shuttle, are they?
- Oh, boy. That's all we need. - Yeah.
That's them. I gotta go.
Just doing a little work around the house. Kenny!
[ Alex ] You want some chili?
Hi.
- What'd he do, make a pass? - I just got a little out of hand, and she belted me.
Irv, we were never in aisle seven. Honest.
- Little woman's off again, huh? - Shut up, Annette.
Thanks so much for thinking of it. - Girls, girls.
We're just finishing.
I'm Jack Butler. Nice to meet you.
- She's lost. - You left a child in a shopping cart?
You're stuck with 100,000 of these flower leis.
there's something about this movie that reminds me of work.
Look, you won. A bet's a bet!