Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm a regular Phil Donahue here. - Yes, you are.
We're gonna do it the Jack Butler method. What is this? This is nuts.
- Get into what, Jack? - Get into this.
All of us here, uh--
Oh, man. What's the record for the least amount of sleep ever?
To help you, we are reducing the price of our tuna by 50 cents a can.
Might even be the toughest job in the entire world.
Can I have...
- Very nice outfit, honey. - Thank you.
Hi, Joan. I'm gonna check your basement for bugs.
Look, I don't know what this guy told you.
it's a review board. Now, it's just a formality. - Oh.
Just keep him busy. Give him his tinkertoys or his coloring book.
- One punch! One punch! - Caroline? Oh, I've caught you at a bad time.
Hi, Joan.
♪ Flying high now ♪
to your first meeting of the knights of the round table, I promise.
Let's go! ♪ [ Discordant ]
[ Jack ] Take the money, Caroline.
You know-- I mean--
Yeah 220. 222 Whatever it takes
Well, now, before we go in here, let me give you some advice.
HE DIDN'T PLAY SPIDER-MAN
Original. - Caroline.
Is it too early for a drink?
Oops! Sorry! But you know what? (BABY MONSTER CRYING)
♪ 'Cause I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee ♪
Nevermind Irv. Forget about it
- And if we can agree that you are an executive, - Mm-hmm.
- Uh-- [ Woman ] Just get bologna, mister.
You want me to be a stand-up guy? Okay, I'll be a stand-up guy.
[ Car Horn Honking ] [ Honks ]
[ Machinery Clattering ]
Where’s he putting it? No, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me.
Thank you.
Something's gonna turn up. You guys are terrific engineers.
I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines!
[ Guests Chattering ] Oh, thank you.
Probably the deceased Mr. Cashman. - Ha. Wrong, Vic.
- Colonel Chicken. - We can't afford that!
- Want me to go and kick a little ass, honey? - [ Together ] Yeah, dad!
So now let me give you some of mine.
[ Together ] The Lone Pickle.
Well, why don't you stick around for a few minutes anyway,
[ Woman on TV ] Kevin, please. - [ Scoffs ]
Dead.
Exterminator
and I'm really way behind.
Let me tell you about flannel.
NO! Not my woobie!
- I thought you loved that job. - Thanks.
Ron.
by 50 cents a can.
I was nowhere near the BMR deck!
Us tomorrow morning
He didn't see Rocky.
[ Horns Honking Continuously ]
We can get some more in there.
Oh. Well, I didn't want his feet to get wet.
- Your Woobie's looking bad, bud. - No.
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
[ Scoffs ] Ron, what are you doing?
Oh. Yeah.
I think I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now, okay?
- How you doin', gents? - Havin' a good time?
That sounds like a great idea. [ Buzzer Sounds ]
The Michael’s Have a few things in common
What is this, This is your life?
- [ Chuckles ] - You knew where they were taking me, didn't you?
and raise you two Tender Vittles dollar offs, okay?
- Hey. - Hey, Butler.
$2.20, $2.21. Whatever it takes.
If you ever talk to my kid again like that, I'm knocking you out.
- I think I found your problem. - What is it?
[ Objects Clattering ]
- Wow. - that she doesn't get a job before me.
Dad?
- Who are Larry and Stan? - Thanks.
South to drop off, moron
- Disability! - Oh, no! No! Oh, no! No!
Damn.
Yeah.
[ Water Sloshing ]
[ Man on P.A. ] Good morning, shoppers. We have some specials this morning,
Tell him I'll be right down.
.
- I think Lindbergh has it. - Well, I think I beat him last night.
I'm your baby-sitter.
Dad?
- Who was that on my phone? - Uh, wrong number. [ Chuckles ]
[ All Chattering ]