Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, you gotta eat something, honey. - If I wanted something to eat,

[ Brakes Squeal ]

I want to feel alive again.

I think these are on special. - Doesn't matter. Go ahead.

There's a lot of traffic out there. A lot of beautiful cars, though.

- Oh, yeah. - Okay. 'Cause remember what Jinx said.

[ Doorbell Rings ]

Want some chili???

- Hi. - Kitchen's clean.

- Ron, get out. - I'm not kidding. - Ron! - Oh, don't be coy with--

I did it! I really did it!

[ Vacuum Roaring ]

- Well, there's more. - More?

[ Phone Ringing ] ♪ [ Soap Opera Theme Playing ]

Technically furloughed. Why don't you give me a break!

American, bleu, cream, cottage,

No, thanks. Hey, where's your mom keep the vacuum cleaner?

I write poetry, [ Rustling ] I paint, sculpt and-- oh.

How about that? [ Women ] Ooh. - Uh-oh.

- [ Joan Laughs ] [ Woman on P.A. ] Irv, clean up on aisle seven!

[ Kevin ] Right. My own flesh and blood.

♪ Fly so high ♪

- We're having special dinner. - What are we having?

Okay. Here's the joke of the day.

- Hi, kids. - Hi, mom!

You're doing it wrong.

You son of a bitch! I'll kill ya! You--

You want some chili??

It didn't take? Are you kidding me?

[ Continues Chuckling ] Daddy?

Schooner Tuna commercial, take 24.

Hello? Nobody there I guess!

[ Scoffs ] Did I tell ya? I knew it.

Come on. Get in the car.

All right, Ron. This is my official warning to you. Get out!

Let me see. Is Caroline Butler there?

Okay, how about the beard? I mean, uh, Caroline hates the beard.

♪ Exchanging glances ♪

It's gettin' ugly in here.

We have people to do that.

Aw, man, the devotion they gave you.

Boiled, baked, smoked, salt-cured, sugar-cured, prosciutto or westphalian?

How did you sleep? Hmm? Should we go get daddy?

- Hey, wait, Flash! Wait for me! - Hey, Joan!

- Aren't you being a little hard on yourself? - No! It's fine!

[ Crying ] I know, but j--

- Alex has school at 7:30. - 7:30. - His pickup is 1:00 sharp. - 1:00.

- Just put the laundry in. - Dad, can we fix lunch?

Just get bologna, mister.

If you can't sell cars, you can't pay people.

- Kenny, hold the money. - I better hold it, dad. Money makes him crazy.

Well, take pride in some of that fat, Porky!

Here. Guess what. A surprise.

[ Everyone Cheering ]

So, I guess we better get going.

I think Alex will be a little helper, won't you?

This is her husband. Who the hell is this?

we got a little competition from the USA...

- What do you mean? - I mean we're gonna be working long, hard hours,

Oh No Corey!!!!!!!!! Don't give Emma Bean chili! Oh Shit!!

Moi? [ Chuckles ] Yep. A lot.

[ Chuckles ] Everybody, uh, please welcome Caroline Butler.

Alex, Kenny, come on. Hurry up!

I love it. I love comin' down here, watchin' something go...

Every email from companies you bought something from three years ago but forgot to unsubscribe

Everyone here at the Richardson-Frankel agency...

Now, do you wanna go over that list one more time?

♪ [ Instrumental ]

Mr. Latham, Mr. Butler, you can go in now.

No problem. Come on over here. Let me show you what I'm doin'.

[ Man on P.A. ] Ladies and gentlemen.

Okay? Nobody there, I guess.

Watch. She's gonna blame it on you now.

- That's-- That's American, that's what that is. - That's what I think!

Family starving? Take some pizza home with you.

And, well, if there's gonna be a problem, I want you to tell me about it right now.

- Never mind, Irv! Forget it. [ Irv on P.A. ] Kotex, 19 cents off.