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I'm sorry, I can't do this.
and say, "I tried."
But what about you? What are you up to?
I never really bothered to talk to her much,
I still found time to graduate.
Sorry. The job's already been filled.
I mean, my parents lied to me about everything,
See? I'm killing it at this father thing.
Yeah, I don't know about this.
Well, I don't just work here. I'm the manager.
I will figure something out.
Playing "Scarface,"
what you want to do in life.
- Because he's not wearing any pants. - What?!
It's the worst.
Sorry. Just trying to go anywhere else,
it's not totally real, but it doesn't even matter.
Now, I know we've only known each other two months,
I mean, I knew I was way behind in life,
Can't believe it's not my baby.
Why don't you guys go inside, put on a movie?
But until you do, I can help us get by.
It's not the end of the world, okay?
but on the other, I'm actually kind of proud of you.
But I am not disagreeing with you.
and there's a manager position available.
And thank you for doing this with me.
I've even started designing the nursery.
Do you want to manage a coffee shop?
I'm up for a promotion.
I do, but I'm on a call.
Romantic.
- Frank! - Come on, buddy!
It was just nice feeling like I had a purpose for a second.
You just need something that matters to you.
so she could finally focus.
Yeah, of course not.
I'm telling you, being able to talk to someone
And I wasn't the only one trying to figure out my life.
What do you mean, you couldn't even take it?
Thank you for coming to pick me up.
- This is my husband. - All right, Stella, stop.
We all wore our dad pants.
You are the only man I have ever loved.
I-I don't understand.
I only dress up the part that's on camera.
but now that I know what it feels like,
- Bye! - Bye.
Not good.
Speaking of making things happen,
I know I'm gonna regret this,
- Why? - You gonna destroy it?
You're very saucy.
Something R-rated and real bloody.
Okay. Just keep walking. Pretend you don't hear.
Why would you think that we were cyber-sexing?
Oh, I'm trying to get my GED.
It was kind of that.
Bathroom's right this way. I'll show you.
Well, you know, I'm pretty good with numbers.
You said you hated that job.
Oh, hey, if it's cool with you,
feel like to have accomplishments.
You may begin.
but any time you want to grab a beer...
- Really? - Yes.
and it was.
I'm always here for you.
Uh, she's on vacation.
it took my breath away.
You know who'd love to hear all about that?
wasn't gonna make much of a difference around here.