Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you got your GED... Huh?

Wait, say that to me again. I apologize.

Will the lovely Maya be joining us this evening as well?

You can finally say it, Stew. Say it!

I work. I have a job. I'm saving lives.

Right, right. We can email you directly.

Okay, show me what you got. Show me what you got.

I ain't going there.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm Teddy Walker, and I'm a liar.

Lis, you did an amazing job. You're gonna kill this.

I just have one question before we do this.

You know, Carrie, you are incredible.

Well, what can I help you with?

I said "processing disorder."

You probably feel like a little honeybee.

My reason for doing that is because I was ashamed.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

and you take that test,

No, you do a black voice.

How do I look? Do I look smart? You look unbelievable.

And I realized it wasn't just a movie.

I think there's something in here.

Hey, brother, let me holler at you real quick.

and I'm just not all that crazy about him.

I'm really, really proud of you.

Ooh, boy, it's hard to be woke. It's hard to be woke.

And I apologize.

So I think I'd be a natural.

I'm the one with the hot glue gun in the middle of the night.

We gotta go, y'all. Let's go.

It was very lit.

I have something to say to you, okay? What? What?

That's a great opportunity.

Slim thick! Whoo!

All right. Agree to disagree.

So I'mma let this slide.

It is stressing me out.

All right, come here. You know what?

It looked like he might've sauced his drawers, real talk.

Hit the road, jack bye!

When you hate your job

I'm a high school dropout.

All right, let's go ahead and do some introductions.

I said that because Teddy and I went to school together.

and check and see what his balls do.

I'll go home, I'll look at my chair, I get turned on in a second.

You killin' me! You won!

You could come by any day,

It's come together.

I love you, too.

Go on and have a good day now.

Toilet paper, Teddy! One-time me!

It just hit me what he said, honey.

Let's celebrate then. Huh?

This used to be the Special Ed classroom when I went here.

just isn't gonna get it done for Teddy.

and I dropped out of high school when I was pregnant with my first child.

You know what? This is a perfect segue.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, you got robotic side dick now?

you are well on your way.

Come on. God, I can't wait to sleep.

I told you! What did I tell you?

You didn't pass.

Dudes that have a real job.

We're just a little underwater right now,

- Ringleader. - Oh, my gosh!

Logan for the past 4 months

it's clear that Teddy really wants to treat.

It's so, so much.

How does your fiancée feel about you being in night school?

Hey, yo, what's up, bro? You hung up on me, man.

So I made a deal with him.

Uh, yeah. Yeah. Right now I'm in the, I'm in the break room.

I am an innovator.

Stewart's smarter than me. But you know what I'm not?

There's no way I can make that.

Everybody, come on.

final demonstration.

Honestly, I have so many ideas.

Are we done here, Stewart?

I will find out, Teddy.

What's this really all about, Teddy bear?

During the day, I teach way too many classes

Let's just say it's 15 feet.

I knew it was a mistake. I knew it was a mistake.

and I'm not afraid to use it.

Somebody that I'm not.

And I blamed you.

His damn shoulder is in his mouth.

- Hypotenuse it! - No, no, you can do this!

Hey, man! I said don't do it.

What are you doin' here?

then I am living proof

Or like, "That was a waste of sperm."

I’m blessed. So Blessed

Teddy, you seem to be getting a real kick out of this.

That should make it very easy for us to calculate the hypotenuse.

I didn't do shit!

I was actually the waiter at the restaurant

I can't believe that I actually...

Are you having a seizure?

So what'd you do? Break into my computer?

Don't! He's so little!

I messed up a lot.

I know that that means that you're bullshitting.

Not in a sexual way, but not not in a sexual way, you know?

Is that what this is all about?

You don't hear that?

then we're wasting our time.

- Shit! - Can't you see I'm tryin' to learn?

plus that cheeto dust will give you that Trump color

This is my house.

Just tap it! I can't stand here for this, okay?

You're not seriously skipping that GED test, are you?

for the fact that you're really just not that smart.

I didn't... Teddy.

Do you have something in your teeth?

What does that mean?

More like Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake.

Oh, shit! Go, go, go!

that then you could give me job here? Yeah.

Little reverse psychology!

A hustler, a liar.

Basically, what you wanna do,

Carrie, if you're not gonna help me,

I am so sorry, everyone.

What are you talking about?

You did the black voice thing with him?

Hollywood, how you doin'?

Help yourself to the goddamn study book.

What? Yeah, we've been working hard.

Yes. All right?

Because this is a minor setback for a major comeback.

Why can't you just be, like, "Hey, Randy, I wanna do this.

- You said it. - What you got? Come on, Teddy!

Baby, that's amazing.

You do know how to spell your name, don't you?

Yo, yo, yo! What up, my night school?

I told them. He did.

This is what it's about with you.