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Yep. But you also have dyscalculia.

What the hell, Theresa?

I mean, one is too many pubes. If you could tell the chef.

That's my fiancée, man. You don't talk to her like that.

Show me the smart face.

There is no such thing as learning herpes.

So this is a chair. Straight up, it's a chair.

And I'll tell you what to do after that because I'm in charge.

Because I missed a few on purpose.

Principal Patowsky is interested in us redesigning the school

Teddy! Get your ass out.

I believe you planted these.

What was going on with you then? Was you being abused or something?

To take a stand.

Do you need help?

All right, then.

I'm blistering up.

Why don't you go stand outside?

That's not what I'm asking you to do.

You are a lot of things.

And to my dad...

Listen, listen. I got it!

and you gonna take that test! Guys, guys, guys!

That is true. That was a part of it. A small part.

I couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

I'm obligated to tell you that this ring is way out of your budget.

It'll be the hottest spot in Atlanta. Okay.

Ronald McDonald's?

Let me pour some champagne for my fiancée.

Go out there before she does something with her butt.

Earlier, you said, unlike these folks, you're not a night school type of person.

from working at He-Man Movers for 30 years.

Dyscalculia. However you say it.

You are gonna fix this.

She ain't even interested in me.

She's spelling your legal name.

I'm not sure if that's even a thing.

I can't. I can't check it.

I'mma take it again though.

Carrie, those are very strong accusations.

This all went so fast. I don't want school to end.

What up, though? Jaylen's the name.

who's living paycheck to paycheck

Not a black voice.

Excellent! Good!

So listen to this. Joe told me today

Thank you. I have to go. I really have to go.

She got a fat ass, too.

Hide it. Chop, burn, bury?

Kinda looks like he's in prison.

A what? Dental hygienist.

Carrie said in order to use the Pythagorean theorem,

You are just one big, beautiful mixed drink of learning disabilities.

Otherwise, you can get outta my class right now.

It is time to pray. It's time to what?

and all the Lyft driving I've been doing,

This boy definitely lying. I am not.

When you added that AP Calculus to my class load.

You know what, Teddy? The last time I checked,

It's Rainbows, you blessed heifer.

Been talking about your kids and everything all day!

The late hours?

Yes. Good to see you.

No. Come on, you got this.

Please continue with the Pythagorean theorium.

It'll mess up your jabos.

So you're saying that if I graduate from high school

Can you do that?

Booty look good, don't it?

Nobody's getting into Ivy League schools on a bassoon scholarship.

- You all right? - Guys!

but I ain't feelin' this Mr. Miyagi shit. Okay?

"I wanna go from place to place. It'd be like going..."

I love you. Love you back.

Why you in the ring? What's going on?

That'll be $14.99. How would you like to pay?

Hey! My arm's kind of tingly.

We get you tested.

but one that comes with a crushing loneliness.

If it's your bottom bitch, She know you stupid, fam

Let me tell you something about Jay.

No more learning. My brain is at capacity.

Give me the Behind the Music about the chair.

One part oxygen!

Just tell me how many pepperonis are on the pizza.

You bust ass in my face, Carrie?

You know, Carrie,

Okay. You love your job. That's what I love to do.

Now, Gerald, that is enough.

I don't know. No!

You wanna come up and solve the problem?

I can explain. It ain't what it look like.

Not a lot of women can take this much steel,

I don't wanna study!

I'mma succeed in the School of Life doing real stuff.

So we have three little rascals now, and it's fun.

It's got the flavor. I don't know if they use a needle,

We need to keep our hands to ourselves. You stop!

That's what's up.

I wish I could. I really do.

That's Illuminati! That's what I'm saying!

I don't got time to waste my time on the Pythagorean theorem.

Okay, here's the deal, class.

Aren't these beautiful? He did these just for us.

I'm an honest man trying to make an honest living.

Okay. That's my woman, and that's too much information.

So I didn't think you cared.

old brick head...

Think about that.

No need to panic.

you tell him that he need to put it on and get a mirror

He's saying "piñata."

I'll do all the work. I'll do it all. No, I'm...

so he asked us to stop by... Oh, he did, huh?

I am the principal of this high school. And I'm just dropping by to check on...

Nate with this class!

that I forgot the value that went into learning in school.

I don't play by the...

that you would show your boss.

What? It's a gas!

What? I gotta take this. I gotta take it.

I haven't eaten breakfast. I don't know!

Got it. Go! Go!

What you doin'?

I got into education to make a difference in people's lives, not to ruin them.

Just get the hell up out my class.

Focus, Teddy! Focus!

They want me to calculate the average number of manatees

Y'all some sheep! Y'all sheep!

Remove the Beats by Andre, Rudy.

All yours, Teddy.

...but it feels like the devil!

What are you, crazy? I'm on a treadmill!

Listen to me, though. Stop. Stop, okay?

Carrie, right? Oh...

Thank you for that great, wonderful meeting.

I'm done with all of y'all. All of y'all can get up out my class.

Grass-fed beef, you don't know nothin' about no free-range chicken.

Come on, Teddy, you got this.