Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aren't you a little old to be a pop star now?

Ain't that where you met your bottom bitch at?

This young man right here.

I ain't got time for this. Teddy, please, just listen.

Graduation day lol

Or the wig. Whichever.

I don't know! Oh, God!

Marketing director? That's up to you.

there's what appears to be pubic hair in my cake.

You thought you could cram four years of high school into a leaflet?

My knees and my back are totally shot from moving boxes, Teddy!

you want their taste buds to scream out "Hallelujah!"

You know Trina?

- That caramel tart, he's known for it. - All right.

Well, I will tell you what's going on.

Now you can get the hell out my class.

Attention, intruders. This is Principal Patowsky.

You are bettering yourself, Brother Teddy.

Thank you! Thank you!

You know what? Class dismissed.

- That was close. - You're damn right it was, Mac.

Because I'm getting a whole different vibe.

'Cause you know what that is, right?

What part of "There is no musical program" do you not understand, Trish?

I get it. That's the inside man, huh?

And the only thing that's really holding up this transition

You wanna play that game? Yeah!

I don't understand how that could be considered a lunch rush.

What are you doing, Mac? Looking for trapdoors.

I'll take some upper thigh, but for real, I really want to see some punani.

I actually have to work for four hours right now.

Okay, so that just means I'm having problems

Say African-American again, and I'mma get dark and curly in your ass!

Now, Esther, you're a small woman, but I know you have a big heart

So I decided to get my GED

I said, "Look, and my baby gonna like it."

Hey, Maya! Hey, Teddy.

What's the square root of 81?

Now, it's not cool that you beat your teacher at Texas hold 'em

how can I be out there stealing the test, Miss Carrie?

we got married after he knocked me up, then we had two more kids.

Luis, right now. Right now.

My parents are gonna be really pissed if I get busted again.

Hey, yo! Bobby, watch out, fam!

I rebuke you! Rebuke!

I don't get it.

I take responsibility for it all. I was the mastermind.

She didn't know what was going on until you admitted it.

So what are the test results, Carrie?

Teddy, that's right.

I thought that when I said all that stuff that you would listen to it.

when Teddy pulled all of his pubes

Kirstin is a what?!?

You better go! Okay. Baby, just...

And big surprise...

Feels weird, man!

Let's go shake that ass!

But all that stuff was said out of love

Yeah, I hypotenused it.

it just kind of got on rewind, man!

This ain't no type of education. This is chemical warfare.

No, no, no. I'm not talking about going to school.

Get across that roof, Mac.

What is "woke"?

My poor baby, I feel terrible.

So if I'm locked up in here,

"GED" on three. One, two, three.

Where's the closest exit?

You got it right. What?

Hey, Teddy! What's up, man?

but they wouldn't have if I hadn't had put it on their lap.

Why don't you get off my back?

Especially them short stay rooms.

Oh, Gladys, now stop coddling this boy.

I said wear all black. Why didn't you wear black?

Tips are my livelihood. I had a 20 coming your way.

Don't take this the wrong way

People never notice me. It happens all the time.

Just never mind the fact

I'm blessed. So blessed.

she might be carrying your seed.

and stand on the side of a highway and hawk no goddamn chicken.

I heard a guy the other day say "I'm gonna crack that up like a walnut."

When I go back to the cell, I got the legendary socky-sock.

I don't care if he is your pastor!

- Girls are smart, dude. - Is she pretty?

If we go by your theory, about the voice thing...

maybe I could get you to cross some T's, dot some I's.

Wait, sweetheart, who's watching the kids?

Get your ass up out of here. What? Say it again.

It's time to pray. Gather 'round.

So come on out, and I won't bash your head.

That's just who I am.

That was real cool, what you did for me in there at the blackboard.

I'm done with your explanations.

Yeah, let's go. Come on. Come on.

Give it a rat-tat-tap! Good night!

you all should be very familiar with the Pythagorean theorem.

In my day, it was really innocent. Now it's all about the butt.

I'm trippin'. I'm thinking along the lines of traffic school.

I don't know this stuff.

- Thank you, Lisa. Appreciate it. - You know.

but when you get to class,

Real N*gga Shit

Y'all hear that music?

If it's a birthmark, let us see it right now.

You want me to help you find a shortcut to getting your diploma.

So he grabs onto you, and you can feel him up against your thigh.

Teddy, I got no toilet paper.

Well, then get out my car.

Brother. Especially a black woman.

and even then it was, like, offering to give the cop my panties

because they found some Molly in my locker

Ever since you proposed, you haven't been yourself.

You know what? Tell him I appreciate it, but I insist on paying.

Now, y'all pull it together.

Probably look like a kaleidoscope when you look through it.

Christian Chicken!

Friends, friends, what is happening? What is happening?

Not now. Not now. Wait.

Why are you nervous?

when I just said watchin' out for each other, you know?

Now, before we conclude, I'm sure some of you are wondering

Brother Isaac, I'm a black man.

- Hey, Teddy! - Teddy! Teddy!

And, by the way, I think Denise has incredible titties.

Go to the library then.

I told Stewart here I'd beat his ass if he didn't come and apologize.

Let's share Jesus through our food. Let's go!

Don't talk to me like that.

Lisa! Lisa... Lisa!

This is all on him.

It's just a sign that it's time for me to do something different.

You will be given homework every night, just like regular high school.

I apologize if things have been a little crazy as of late.

that's my night school teacher.

Look, come or not, makes me no difference.

Hey, Stew, you think you're taking the right approach here with these kids?

Well, grab a seat. We'll get started in a few.

Come over here! Come over here!

Now you're really in my business.

Where's Big Mac?

But you hate school so why are we even having this conversation?