Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Enough! Finish him! Step on his head!

They have elected one of their own to speak on their behalf.

That was a beautiful speech, Teddy.

No! I'm the one who wants to get my life together.

Jay got a damn 146!

When have I never kept it 100?

Are you okay? I feel faint.

and I did not want that element in here.

So I think I'm gonna do something with my life.

That's what being a Christian is all about.

but y'all should've thought about that

And if you know Needie that ain’t gonna work

your twin sister, Denise here, is black.

And I had all the farmer markets smashed. No! No!

Well, there's actually a special guacamole...

Well, you can still go to college

Hi. Give me some, man. Congrats.

Honey, you don't want to offend him. You're his guest, right?

What does it look like I'm doin'?

Well, he looks like that 'cause he is. Insider trading.

But here's the deal, Teddy. If you're trying to kiss my ass,

Let's gather 'round. The hour's upon us.

Get out the way, dude!

I want you to think long and hard about if you really want this.

You know, maybe you right.

- All right? You got this! - All right!

I don't know shit.

Not that I'm looking at you the same way I look at my woman

Like, turn around, let me see that ass. Please, a little tit, somethin'.

I'mma do my thing.

Yes? Quick question.

I'mma take the test again, guys. That's right.

A little fun fact about me, I actually went here.

but hanging out with you guys scared the shit out of me.

"Oh, God, if I could get that one back." I remember you said that.

I'm talking, like, steamed lobster inside of macaroni and cheese

Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.

Do me a favor. Yeah?

Come on, I'm dying!

Whatever it is.

No, you're in my car. You're speaking loud enough...

but my kale game, my kale game... No!

Say that again. It sound like you said you're gay.

Oh. You know what? It's prom night.

Please, everyone calm down. I am mortified by this.

Yeah, I know. I heard it, too.

You're clutching onto your philosophy thesis,

You get what I'm trying to do.

Is this another science experiment?

A 178. That's like college, right?

I'm struggling as well, guys.

Teddy, your difficulties are focus-related. Uh-huh.

You bowing down to a god today.

Mom stuff. Not butt stuff. Yeah, mom stuff.

What's "eco-friendly"?

How do you know my name?

As a loudmouth hustler with a boatload of learning disabilities.

And these are the pubes of an African-American guy.

I cannot live a lifetime of driving around drunks in a Corolla.

You remember me?

Yeah! Yeah, we won this! I'm proud of you guys.

Personalities all over the office. Non-stop laughs.

Thank you, Teddy.

I am so proud of you. Yeah.

that broke into the school, but now,

That's there. Take these twos away.

You need to keep your booty closed. That's what you need to do. You in jail.

So, this is what we call a right triangle.

Take that 15 feet,

Y'all ain't gonna make it.

You better come here, Mr. Drummond.

From the burger joint, Mickey D's?

- You did that, boo. - Stop it!

and a teacher that actually believed in me,

Yeah, we were going over his portfolio...

I said look around you.

Holy shit! It worked!

and it's to make a diorama.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Take me down, no way

You got a pig's butthole on your chest, man.

You had sports, friends, girls.

I feel like this conversation's...

Water is comprised of?

'cause I backed into this...

You're at one, but before I walk away, I wanna tell you that's sad.

and then we would jump onto the elementary school roof.

Uh-uh. I ain't got your back no more.

You's a snitch, Mac!

Well, you can't keep lying to Lisa. Okay? You know what?

And she live all the way in Arkansas.

If you let me explain... No, Teddy.

I think that's pubic hair in the cake.

So what's your story, guy?

that are in Florida.

What's the problem?

to go and get you one of my personal favorites.

Stewart, why did you just tell me that you don't have night school here?

The issue is, you're dishonest.

You got this, Teddy. Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

Barbecue Nation. Barbecue Safari.

Why do I even waste my time?

I don't deserve it!

I will. I'm going, I'm going. Calm down.

I'm sorry. What was the last part?

I've been outside honking for 15 minutes.

Please break the seal on your test books

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Well, let's get you some water.

"It's either that or end up cleaning rooms at the Best Western for half your salary."

Okay? That woman in there, Carrie,

That was a master class.

Oh, no. This is a celebration, Big Mac!

All right. When she pull up,

If you get over 145, you pass.

No, no, no. That don't... Shit.

If you just look me in the eyes... Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!

If my baby wants a tour, then she can get a tour.

What'd you say? Heck no!

You gotta jump on this, man! This is perfect!

God! What is your problem, man? What?

Why would you say that?

Cut me a break, man! I've had enough!

We'll see. Yes, we will.

I'm feeling fine, Carrie,

'Cause that stuff is like currency in prison.

and he put 'em in the cheesecake to get out of paying.

If you think that, then you don't know me.

If you stole that test,

It's kinda like a super power

"I Rebuke You! Rebuke!"