Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Steven leaving the service center Service center gawking

And don't act like you don't wanna be able to finally say that I'm dumb.

Send it to me first, please.

Well, hold on now, honey.

You said no witnesses! When did I say that?

And my rib, my Cleopatra, my queen, my bottom bitch,

Okay? I may not be their best friend but everyone here respects me.

We got these three sides. Got a, b, c. Split that.

Carrie! What's the square root of 81?

When my life is a dumpster fire......

You got some nerve, man.

Would you rather be reborn as a dental hygenist or a rotten molat?

Stop. I got this. Now, that's insane of you.

That's all right. Okay. All right.

Mind meld. I was thinking the exact same thing.

For STDs? That's not an issue.

Okay, Lisa. Lisa, Lisa.

I'mma be a winner.

I'm so sorry, Teddy.

Now, remember what I said.

God don't see everything. Just let me know.

I was 27 when I got my first hand job.

Hey, Carrie! Hey!

What I'm not gonna do is do it in... Ma'am! Ma'am!

You know, that kid reminds me a lot of myself.

If it's your bottom bitch, she know you stupid, fam.

I said I ain't gettin' the pie. Pull up!

And I hate that I am teaching a room full of cheaters!

I'm not a freak of nature, Stew.

I can't wait to be your porn star.

Or maybe you can find a night school that does teach from a leaflet.

Yes, we went to high school together.

- Come here! Come on! - Break it up!

I'm just as confounded by the materials as the rest of y'all. Feel me?

Open your eyes, Teddy.

He is welcome to take my class if he wants.

that this is a lot to take in.

I'm just not what you would call a "night school person."

Concentrate. Teddy, concentrate.

Last night, I saw the janitor cleaning Stewart's office

That's my point. I don't care! Why you telling me?

I was nervous, babe. I didn't know you'd smell it. I tried...

You're not havin' a sock session to my woman.

And he looks strangely like Bruno Mars.

and then Teddy,

I appreciate you bringing this amazing, blazing, Satan chicken.

You know, we're gonna break in... Just shut up! Just shut up!

You know I wasn't gonna pass that test,

I'm sorry, what?

Wow. So if you'll excuse me...

Ain't no bullshit in me.

Come on. Touch my big, black bat.

Surprised to see me, bro?

Oh, like Julio Iglesias?

I want you to do what you do best and go be great.

It's so obvious.

My goal is to remove that mind chatter

You gotta work your butt off.

Okay. Amen! And Amen.

Chicken suit or not,

As we cross this stage,

It's just a coincidence, right?

You know what I'm gonna do? Let me call you back.

Just pull up to the window, for the love...

I've known this man my entire life. He's not a pube planter, sir.

Thank you. Thank you for that.

The Pitbull, huh?

'Cause I'm getting my GED.

You're done with that. Really?

My wife take rumba classes.

No good teacher would ever call their students dumb.

Crack that nut open! Thank you. No, thank you.

In my day, maybe once in your lifetime, you might get the end of a pinky

That's not gonna happen.

But now I'm going to become a dental hygienist.

Don't be such a dick!

Wasn't easy, but cleaned this place up using my brain and my bat.

Someone grabbed me from behind and threw me in the slop sink.

they'll be excited about learning.

I'll make sure I don't bring my Roomba to the next class.

That's what's up.

Does anybody else wanna try to take a crack at this?

I'm never gonna let the dream go

They look a little stressed out, man.

So "yes" on the steamed lobster?

You know what we ought to do for Bobby?

I love the weave!

How many classes do we have left? That was weird, right?

Boy, I was just playin' when I said that earlier.

All right! Now, listen to me!

You look like bad credit already.

Dude, I've been looking for a job everywhere, man.

Now, you have worked too hard

Any pastor that's putting a thong on his balls ain't right with God.

Enough. Looking at 18 things at one time,

Charles David Walden! Aww damn, shit, fukk, this nigga done came to Popeye's, Ain't this a freak hoe motherfukkin bitch?, Some old stankin dirty bullshit

But he said it out of love.

Hey, guy. This is my demo.

I can give you a ride home for 10 bucks if you want.

What's got me messed up about the car...

Like, Fifty Shades of Grey sex.

I could probably hook you up.

She said, "I wanna be a flight attendant."

You're not Spanish, are you?

I don't like his attitude.

Basically, it's like dyslexia, but with math.

And also I wanna have sex on a regular basis.

I'mma take it again.

I said I don't want the pie. Okay. Ma'am.

Yeah, but this book is just kind of thick.

Principals have principles.