Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just gonna stop.

I don't wanna hear nothin' you got to say, man.

Hey, what's up? I'm Mila.

I have it. I got it.

Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen.

Come on, Teddy. Come on.

but I like the way you nailed down the calculations on the pot odds.

I'm so sorry, baby.

Hey, yo, what up? I'm Bobby.

You messed with the wrong guy.

Hold on a second. We got a code red. We got a code red.

Thank you, baby. No problem.

you need to do the work. It's just that simple.

I don't know none of this shit. I need you.

Wait. Hold up. I don't want that apple pie.

Come on, Teddy. Focus!

Okay? I do know that.

Move with purpose. Go, go, go, go!

You want to dance? 'Cause I'll boogie-woogie.

Oh, God, he's doing that thing with his voice.

Thank you. Thank you for taking care of this for us.

Lisa's cool as hell. She knows who you are.

Carrie... At the party.

Wait, we got a test on the first day?

What does that have to do with the African-American experience?

He's in you. He's in you, ain't he?

Come on, Carrie. Don't play right now. Just tell me the score.

Now, that's mink!

Honey, I'm home!

God damn it. Like, literally, damn it.

Because it's your house, right?

Really? I was home with an infant.

You breaking my arm!

Pops, those standardized tests are culturally biased.

where the chicken is Christian for some reason.

We're out here celebrating you. Let him.

ooh boy, it’s hard to be woke, it’s hard to be woke

My little Gary Coleman. My little Webster.

but I know you can. Mmm.

All right, everybody. This is a big day.

And I'mma be rolling in the dough.

I mean, look at him.

He didn't take it. I'm bad at it.

we can figure... What is going on?

I'm sorry, buddy.

until I was fired without cause.

You guys go to prom?

but they get the flavor in deep. Jaylen, Jaylen!

Teddy, what's the square root of 81?

Hey, all right!

Special Ed is one of my sections.

and I'm not your house cleaner.

- Whenever you're ready. - Thank you.

and, wait for it, "no GED required."

Difference is I didn't have a teacher like you

I'll just follow your lead, and I'll stand up.

Take this all the way

Give me that. No, I didn't think that.

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

Did you hypotenuse it?

What a big day for all of us.

If there is someone in here, you are trespassing

You can do whatever you wanna do.

Tell my fiancée I got in another accident.

I would absolutely love it

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh.

Not with me no more.

And I don't know about you guys, but that's a win for me.

And we can pop bottles all night

Some things just never change, huh, Teddy?

We'd hire you here, but you need to get your GED.

I'm gonna go on Monster.com right now, see if anything new popped up.

That's the stuff right there. Reminds me of the old days.

This whole section right here reeks of Discover cards,

Do the congregation know he a freak like that?

Now, from your first night of homework,

I'm in a different world out there, babe,

Here's the thing. All right?

I'm Teddy Walker.

Crack it open like a walnut. Thank you. No, thank you.

I'm not jokin' with you.

Yes. Oh, yeah, baby.

Listen to me. Come on!

And you know that. I don't know why I was so nervous.

He said you was bad. I didn't know you was that bad.

That's my Randy. Sweetest guy on Earth.

I worked in customer service for a long time.

But you're a hustler.

I'mma get in your business now.

You know, I'm not book smart.

Hot lava! Non-stops.

Let me see your smart face. Hit it. One, two, three.

I risked my life coming to this country

Think about it.

You used to call me crazy Stewart, now you call me Batman.

So, guys, my sweet little Teddy bear just popped the question.

I don't know, maybe you could stay with your night school friend.

Hi, gang. My name is Theresa,

What? You a sellout, man.

Going on two years.

I mean, hell, we all did. Ain't that right, night school crew?

But understand that I am okay.

Get buck! Get buck!

Excuse me? You kind of loud.

We can't live on Randy's salary.

Get out of my face.

with my skill set at his firm.

Tryin' to skate by without doing the work.

- No. No. - Yes.

I don't think so.

I mean, I was doing all that stuff for Lisa.

Hello, Cinnamon. Roxanne.

Luis. That's what they are. Afro-pubes.

'cause I would never say that about people that I don't know.

I'm a salesman, man. That's what I do, okay?

I'm giving you one star.

You know what? We're gonna have to put a pin in that.

Let me just start off by telling you guys a little something about me.

Teddy Walker, behind the soda machine.

The dream is all that keeps me alive

So, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to learning.

What are you doin' here, babe?