Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I tell you what, if you're lying with her, don't lie to her.

Let's go, Teddy. You got this, Teddy.

No, you're not.

Charles David Walden! Aww damn, shit, fukk, this nigga done came to Popeye's, Ain't this is freak hoe motherfukkin bitch?

I'm not tryin' to play.

Right now, I'm transitioning from an amazing job in sales

Everyone, take a seat.

Okay? I am busting my ass

Okay? Give me some love.

Maybe I do need help.

Teddy, you're here!

that you can get it together on a second chance.

We didn't meet everyone.

If I stand in the right spot in this parking lot,

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese

You're welcome. 'Cause you need it.

and do not tell Lisa about this until it's a done deal.

of forward-thinking,

And if I don't get this second chance, then it's over for me.

If you wanna succeed in my class,

Lisa knows that I'm a successful barbecue salesman.

Teddy, listen to me. Ain't no "Teddy, listen."

You're getting cold feet.

which is probably in your handwriting.

So how do we fix it? Let's talk solution.

You got 28 seconds left.

I blew it. I definitely blew that.

Because it's written sloppy.

I'mma get me a real fly car, and I'm gonna have me a nice girl.

Whatchu talkin' bout, Joe?

Y'all ready for this?

She got you. She got you. Why you always 'bout that rah-rah, man?

Glad y'all enjoyed the show.

I didn't process none of that shit.

I can jump, like, three feet!

Well, this is my house!

Night school is all that I have.

It was actually a 1540, Daddy.

'Cause you know what? Pretty stinky, guys.

So, how long you been the principal, man?

You're gonna study! I hate you!

Why are you here?

Now, I'm not sayin' I ain't no freak.

Let me tell you what else is hot. Your breath.

I can't believe I took off work for this shit.

I'm all over the place.

That is not the answer!

rule-challenging, fearless leaders.

Who you honking... Let's go!

my wife of 14 years, she was like,

So even though we got textbook-sized textbooks, you decided to join us.

The new test results just came in.

And to be honest with you,

so I can plant pubes on some random guy's cheesecake?

Before it's too late and we have to live in Randy's parents' laundry room.

Real nigga shit.

"Deal with it."

Hey! What's up, Stewart?

No, no, stop, Marv. Stop.

No reason at all.

Just doing what I do best, outshining Teddy's butt.

Theresa! It's after 10:00! Hello!

He what? He was turned on.

You failed the test?

Speaking of toast, if you... God damn it, Teddy.

So here I am. I'm so psyched.

Don't you let me down!

That was a poor choice of words.

No. This is what he wants. Thank you, thank you.

with my own little raggedy paycheck.

What are we... Hey! Shit!

Because I don't know if you noticed the cerulean kind of undertone

What the? Oh, hell no! Trina!

Uh-uh. The one in the tight dress is. Shit, that's mine.

oh boy, it’s hard to be woke. hard to be woke.

You lookin' like J-Lo and Beyoncé, mama.

Thank you for your honesty.

I can work with this.

"Yo, if you want options, you gonna have to get your GED.

I didn't think about that. It is a business expense. Okay.

Little Mac! What are you doing?

- Come on. - Wait, wait. Hold up, Lis.

Just admit what?

I look forward to seeing how you do on the midterm.

I need you to tell my fiancée there's been an accident.

You are so resilient, baby. You keep bouncing back.

Congratulations.

That probably ain't even a real nigga. Hey.

Teddy Walker does not cheat.

Wait, the ring. Here, you gotta put the ring on.

I mean, I don't know, just don't get shot, bro.

is me not having my GED.

This ain't Halloween, fam. I'm done.

In fact, you might be the dumbest student at this school.

and that was the thrill of a lifetime, okay?

Nice to meet you, Teddy Walker.

Wow. Thank you. Wow.

That's what I've been doin' all these evenings.

Very little waist.

Okay, you know what, guys?

Whatever. But it's just a conversation.

So, game the system again, did we, Teddy?

It's my phone. Those were my notes.

Actually, I would like to observe for a minute, if that's okay.

Now, we're best friends.

That makes total sense. I know I would.

He was wrongfully accused.

Is everybody getting the same numbers? Hey, Marv!

to defend myself.

You always wanna see somethin'. If I...

I am in a loveless marriage. Please.

That's not even close.

Yeah! Hurray! Go, Teddy!

Laundry day. All my darks were in the wash.

Kendra, you take that test

Oh, I gotta get in that. Definitely gonna try that.

Thank you, Mom. Anything for you, darling.

No, sir. That's what I like to call a teachable moment.

I'm blessed. I'm so blessed.

"A-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared."

We're on lockdown.

You finished the whole test?

"Find a solution for the..."

The lunch rush is upon us.

That's the correct answer.

Enjoy your tacos. That smile can light up a room, can't it?

What is going on?

So this is what it's come to, huh?

That's what's up.

Right in the...

I mean, yeah, they looked at the answers,

You got a third nipple, man!

and I am well within my rights

Yes, I'm the night school teacher.

The revolution will not be roboticized.

It's gettin' repossessed.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

Don't do this, Teddy.

Well, I am an outside-of-the-box thinker.

Because that's what confuses you.

But you are not dumb!

Yeah, it's still stupid. I love it.

I think I mentioned that at our first meeting.

The results will be in online in just a minute.

Um... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!

It's "turn up" time, Stewart.

Living in 2020 be like

What do you mean, "Don't get shot"?

I'm glad you're here, Mac.

You better stop it, man. Don't you start that.