Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought he was with us!

No, I need this GED.

I can't believe we're gonna die over a GED practice test!

You've made some great points, but I have to go now. Good night.

Nah, I'm just the bitch that likes to wear blouses.

So I figure, maybe you and I can look out for one another.

Well played, Stewart.

so, Miss Carter, please return to your classroom.

the professor is blown away by how brilliant it is.

Same as you, fam! Yeah!

This gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!

Drive home safe. Oh, hey!

I'm your fiancée.

No, Bobby. He's not my inside man, he's the janitor.

Carry on, Carrie.

there's what appears to be pubic hair in my cake.

But I have work to do.

Oh. Now that's a gas.

I am the principal of your child's school. I have to walk away now.

My feet are very warm.

So I'm not dumb?

which is why I'd recommend the Big Steel for you.

It's not exactly a smoking gun, Stew.

What you doing, Carrie? Take this off right now.

I don't care if he's as dumb as a Minion.

Let us go forward from this day with confidence and with courage.

Don't give me that!, It's 2:35 in the morning!, Where have you been? Well i uh.

It's not a black voice. In actuality, not a black voice.

to kind of offset the harder, more straighter lines.

I think I might have hurt it.

It's not working.

He deserved that.

I rebuke you! I'm going to work.

Does that complete your order?

Stop it. The Porsche, the duplex.

That's the last time that happens.

Mmm-mmm. - So amazing.

When you girl on her period but she wears “them”

Yeah, God is good. Mmm-hmm.

I'm studying to get my GED like everybody else.

The bill was $800.

I get my GED, he gets his diploma.

And judging by what you just said to me,

Oh, my God! What are you...

Nothing. You're doing great. I said, "Keep going. Everybody loves you."

Wait. Hold on. You're the night school teacher?

And my son, we call him Little Mac, he has decided to drop out of school.

Man, I ain't see some punani in so long.

That's a black voice.

That he planted with his African-American short and curly pubes.

I just mean, I need you to show me the respect

And who is she?

that you're gonna find your nest here with us today.

Like, she's not like the teachers that we had back in the day.

It doesn't matter. You know why?

I'm not processing it.

Teddy, are you okay?

How your fiancée don't know where you at? It's after dark.

I don't have to do housework anymore!

I am Teddy Walker.

Teddy, I just want you to know, you are like the son I never had.

Yes. Maybe try to compliment her.

I'm sorry, what?

Why are you breathing on the side of my face like that?

We're Teddy's classmates.

Any way I can get you to respectfully shut that baby up?

Go in the kitchen, man.

I don't like cheaters.

Maybe you planted them.

- Come on! - Hey, man!

Hey, let me just say this, okay, while I got the platform.

Maybe you should see one.

Is the one on the left your type?

Why would you start there? Stop!

Miss C gonna kill 'em.

6-squared is...

I see you looking at...

that I was able to accept who I was.

So, be nice, okay?

Well, I promise you that this one will be worth it, okay?

Snitches are bitches.

She sucks at this. Hurry! I'm almost there.

Yeah, well, I see you ate the chicken, you son of a bitch.

Teddy! Dinner, baby.

now if you have a D average, you're out.

I'm done with y'all. What?

Girl, yeah, that's a little burnt leprechaun

I wanna feel fit. Why am I even asking?

No matter what it takes You know I'm always gonna keep fighting

Anybody out there?

What's going on, Carrie? Why you in here?

No. Oh, you know what? I'm with that.

is that students like you bring down the reputation of this high school.

First identified by the 3.5 percenters, but that's another conversation.

Thank God you're coming.

Mac, you're up next.

but y'all gonna end up in stupid student debt.

'Tude? Really? No, I...

Go over there and handle that situation at the drive-through.

I'm just trying to do what's right, Carrie.

Remeber me Pendeja No Seba

I failed as a father.

I don't know, fam. It might have worked.

You two know each other?

Are y'all in the Sunken Place?

I laugh at how much we laughed.

I don't like him.

Okay? Okay. I can do that.

I am, babe, and it starts immediately.

I'm, like, really strong right now,

I know it! I know it!

Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen.

you're gonna have to come a little bit better than that.

I need this GED!

I'm blessed. So blessed!

And she pulled a 1500 on the practice test.

First things first, let's get rid of this line.

Come on, man! Go ahead with that.

Hey, hey, hey! The results just came in.

Okay? Call my office. Hurry up!

The car is leaving.

I don't know, Mommy.

All right, I stashed the body.

We all got second chances.

That's just gonna be used condoms.

Chef Clemont invited my entire team to dinner tonight.

Tell me what I got.

I don't get paid by the head.

- They're from Denmark. Found them in a warehouse. - Whoa...

I failed again.

- I'm in. That's what I'm talkin' about! - All right.

Can I help you, sir?

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

because I wouldn't do that.

'Cause I never said nothin' about anybody stealing the test.

Chef Clemont...

Maybe one day I'll take you to Vegas.

Wait, no! Wait, wait, wait!