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and do that other stuff.

we are all praying together right now

Good morning, ladies.

God, I'm having the worst night!

What? What does that even mean?

Focus! Let's go! Let's go!

Nobody cares about your escapades with your bitches.

You sure he's not just dumb?

Oh, no. Randy wouldn't let me.

You're next. Yes, you.

Oh, my God! You need to get drunk!

Or do you wanna teach the rest of the class for the night?

Pretend I'm on VH1 or something like that.

They call me Big Mac.

at the scene of the crime.

I'll situate everything in here, and I'll get you home.

And my rib, my Cleopatra, my queen, my bottom bitch,

Me up here, I don't have time. I don't have time.

You know, why don't you just...

You need to get your shit together.

You would not believe.

I got it covered.

that I snuck into a little place called America.

Good. I've been in an accident.

You should be studying. What the hell?

And this isn't a ring.

so I can afford such luxuries as rent and antibiotics

It was terrible, man! Terrible!

Dude, Lisa's the best thing that ever happened to me.

I'm working out. I'm trying to shed some lb's.

Oh, shit. What? That's racist, man.

Oh, it is. Yeah.

I bet that hurt your throat.

School policy, no headphones on campus unless you're using Rosetta Stone.

is gonna share the word about your precious poultry with the world.

Would you like a tuck-in?

Now, this suit you got on is dumb as hell.

My name is Teddy, and I am here to make your barbecue dreams come true.

But you can't go there.

And the other night, when I got my revenge,

I live with my mom.

Okay, when I went to school here, that's how we got out of school,

Goin' from cappin' bottles to hypotenuses and all that,

We had good times, didn't we?

But if you let me explain... No.

Oh, I've been here the whole time.

Thank you, NO THANK YOU

If I don't get my GED, he's gonna drop out of high school.

- Yes! Yes! - Yeah. She ready!

- You should! - Yes!

and I'm gonna need your support.

I couldn't get Bobby Flay to buy that beast.

Maybe you could do a favor for an old friend.

You help me, I help you.

I don't know the first thing about teaching biology.

You don't even wanna be here, Teddy!

Thanks for catching me. Of course. Are you all right?

You was like, "We gonna get it lit up in here. This meeting lit."

It is a business expense, but, Lis,

Carry on, Carrie.

You embarrass me in front of... Gotta be kidding me.

He took the money and ran off to Florida.

Stewart, you were sayin' "Teddy"?

It was prophecy.

- What? - Thank you, Jaylen.

And that's different.

I love you, too.

And I take the bus.

What do you think? Oh...

No, no, no. Nitrogen.

Mid-century, modern, kind of rounded.

so I took it upon myself

Drive your car.

I wish I had you in my teeth.

Okay. What the fuck, Stewart?

What's the circumference of that pizza?

Do you hear me, Mac? You're gonna hide this body.

Management, here I come, baby!

I'm sorry, it's kind of hard to hear you. There's a baby in the background.

You obviously not good at it. That's why you in jail.

Hello, Veronica. How was your shift?

Maybe we expand, franchise even. Yes. Yeah.

You teach Special Ed?

Hush. Baby, I said be quiet.

I'm so happy for you.

We should let some steam off. Why don't we go to the prom?

It's the best Mexican here in the A.

Carnitas? You like carnitas? There you go, girl.

There was one time where the condom popped 'cause I put my balls inside the...

- Gotta work... - Hey, yo!

See, class, Teddy went to Cactus House to try to win me over.

- He actually said that. - Ooh!

I mean, like, really weird sex.

You know, I liked you at first.

I thought this was gonna be fun.

But as magical as these moments that we've been having may be...

Proud of you, kiddo. Proud of you, kiddo!

She like a Chinese boy at school.

Give me the answer! Say it!

"Pythigorinian."

I don't like men that cheat.

She's the best one at math. 15-squared. Wait, no.

that was willing to stay behind to help me.

For years, I've been pretending to be somebody else.

And it turned out great for both of us.

My suspicions were right, and you, my friend, are dyslexic.

You take that test

Not on Jay's watch.

You've got that little eco-friendly vibe going.

I’m blessed I’m so blessed

minus the three feet that you can jump.

I think that we're all gettin' off track.

Well, actually, these chairs have a very interesting story.

That's true! Luis is hot tonight!

Well, okay, Luis. I'm right there with you.

In fact, it's the complete opposite.

What? This woman is a brick wall.

Right now, I work at a fast food restaurant called Christian Chicken

Ooh. It's gonna be a long semester.

Used to work $$$

so that I could move up to a management position.

And now, a pop quiz

We're gonna catch the door, and then we're gonna enter quietly.