Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You haven't even seen the beginning of this attitude.

Hypotenuse it! Wait, what did I just say?

It's two part hydrogen...

And what was really going on with you at the board, anyways?

Get out the car.

For me, I first got woke when I seen Terminator.

When they bite into your food,

I am preparing them for the real world, Teddy.

Yes, sir, he did.

It's hard to get that Cheeto dust off your hands.

that I introduce Mr. Teddy Walker.

You know what fat asses like?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, yeah. You guys been working your asses...

Y'all stole the test?

You know, I thought it was the Woodbridge punks

Love you. Be ready.

You know he ain't got no gold. How about you grow up?

She wanted you so bad.

That's how you say it. That's what it is.

I cut the crust off. Just how you like it.

What's happening?

If I got a processing... Oh, my God.

So you wore yellow?

Give me 30 seconds, okay? 30 seconds. Go.

What's up, girl I wasn't expecting you to be sitting here in the dark

You didn't say that?

Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

All right, Mila, how we lookin'?

How about you, ma'am? Yeah.

"Pythagorean theorem." "Pythagorium."

Mac, don't you give me that.

Oh, that was so hard.

That's your crime? You went to jail for stealin' the $15 lettuce?

Has anybody here ever seen Stewart with his shirt off?

But I would love,

I just know that with you by my side that anything is possible.

I said two part hydrogen, one part oxygen.

- It's 36. - Yeah. 36.

You would be a natural.

I'm not like the rest of these folks.

You don't think I've been looking for a job?

Hey, can he really do that? Can he keep me from going here?

If you're not gonna do the work, drop the class.

You don't need to "Hey, babe" me.

Honk twice if you love the Lord.

No, thank you. Ma'am. Gentle touching!

these past few weeks have been amazing.

You're very short.

to fulfill my dream of being a singer-songwriter.

around 8:00 p.m.

- Go get 'em. - You got this, Teddy.

You still smacking. God damn it, you're done. You're done.

The day that I let her put down her plastic

Come on, Teddy.

That's what they do! So you got Bobby Digital.

No, you brought up several compelling issues.

Really nice, we've all met.

But you would have to go to night school

I passed! I passed!

I'm Theresa. That's Jaylen, Mila,

She don't want the pie.

when you used to say some of the things that you used to say.

It ain't that average chicken.

Hey, hey, hey. Let's watch the language, please, Miss Carter.

That's what it do.

Good to see you, lady.

Well, I mean, come on, you got Joe Junior.

You know what? All of you got little sob stories

The cheesecake puber is here, huh?

We're blessed to go to school here, but I'm...

What? You're going?

Nobody was listening in class. Nobody knows how to do that!

You know, Theodore, you're a grown-ass man.

I didn't say anything about... You know what?

No, no, no. What did you just say?

Bobby, you supposed to be a hardened criminal, man.

Goddamn. What's your deal?

My name is Luis Flores. I had a great job as a waiter.

What? Jay got a 146!

Get your arm out my face.

This project has taken over my life.

WWJD, at this point. "What Would Jesus Do?"

Well, as you all know,

Somebody help me, please.

I've got something for your ass.

I don't blame that girl for dumping you.

No. No. Not a black voice.

Now, if the marketing position isn't what you had in mind,

it was very cool of you to take the fall for your classmates.

Yeah. I'm back.

And as for the rest of you?

Watch your back! Watch your back!

I'm talking about honesty.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

That's what I think.

I couldn't do math for shit when I was in school.

Teddy, if you don't pass that midterm, no way homegirl stays with you.

She's got a belt!

I put so much time and energy into creating

How you feelin' today, Teddy?

Sound like some bullshit to me.

Here, Carrie. Here. You check mine for me.

I'm basically pumped up about it. You know?

Come on, focus!

I don't wanna mess this one up, man.

Who's out there?

Don't you run from me!

Carrie, can we just take down the 'tude?

I'm not playin'.

If I don't get my GED, I'm going to prison.

Yes. I got goose bumps all over!

you have to know the hypotenuse.

Please, continue solving the problem.

- He just kicked him in the... - Oh, my God!

Carrie, please.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Math, Science, English. You was a horrible student.

The jobs that I want,

All right, y'all.

Yeah? Can you see me? Teddy?

What are you gonna find on Monster.com?

you wanna explain to me how you got a perfect score?

You're breaking the skin! Tear your ass up.