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and wait for you to make a new shank?

I think you're a freakin' rock star.

Hold up! Stop, stop! What you doing?

His fiancée is out of his league.

We got a carne asada. There you go.

You lied to me about everything.

Hey, Bobby, Bobby, shit just got real, man, what do we do?

Oh, my God. You so beautiful, baby.

or I continue to tenderize your ass.

I was talking to Marv, and he says that they could really use somebody

You know of one that... No, no. I'mma keep it.

Prove it! You all wanna see my birthmark?

so don't sit here and act like it was gonna be a different story.

See, to get my GED, all I gotta do is go to the school,

It's one of my favorites, actually.

If you're busting off in her guts like that,

I know what you're doin', Teddy.

Trust me, Brother Teddy.

I don't mind that. I mean...

It's a birthmark! It's a birthmark!

Pubes and racism.

Explain to me what this stuff is.

let us do so with the knowledge that with faith in ourselves,

I got it right!

I told Randy that he was the first guy I slept with. Not true.

Which one of you wanna own up to it?

is be cleaning the rooms at the Best Western.

When did you decide?

Did you orchestrate this whole thing?

My problem with you, Teddy,

Sit down. Yeah, say it one more time for me.

Oh. I'm also newly engaged.

He's gonna be a dental hygienist. Yes. Good for you, man!

It's 'cause I'm tryin' to think.

Oh. Thank you. That is so thoughtful of you, Teddy.

to a job in finance.

All right, let's make a toast.

You did it at the staff meeting,

I know I didn't get a perfect score.

It's not the same fast food

I'll get your bed ready, baby.

Sounds like someone's unprepared.

Welcome to night school.

We have several night programs as well.

For me and you.

I don't even eat Cheetos.

But I'mma take it again though.

Do you smell gas?

All we gotta do is use the Pythagorean theorem.

to bring me a pint-sized little man like you to fill this out.

I mean, our chemistry, it goes without saying, it's strong.

Oh, I thought you meant her bush.

God damn it. Lisa.

This is a sign, guys.

You don't get to explain! You don't get to explain, Bob!

I thought it'd be more like a leaflet.

like, I could do things to you. Legendary shit.

Jesus! What is the capital of Belgium?

That's what I'm talking about.

Turtle head sticking out. Oh, that's a big one.

I'mma take the test again.

And now my windshield was...

What is he doing here?

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

this fake version of Teddy Walker,

You should know you can't hustle me.

All right, all right.

I'm gonna be checking throughout the night.

I did it, man! I did it!

The meal is on me.

Show it to me. Okay. That's fine.

You know I'm always gonna keep on fighting

Get out the way, dude! Come on, man. I'll show you leaving.

Marvin knows that Teddy's a high school dropout

every day, every night,

And you thought you didn't do good, but look at me now!

Let's just put it like this.

but I know you're actually covering up

Also, that baseball coach slash principal guy, he's on his way.

Teaching the conventional way

I said, you can have whatever you like

Mrs. Howerton. Yes, of course.

Love you. Okay, bye. Love you. Have a good day.

I'm the only one locked up here.

dressed in street clothes,

That's what I got.

Please don't make me go home. I hate my kids.

You smackin' all in my ear, man. Stop.

Let's make sure we do it right.

What, Mama? Your mother's nasty.

and I just got these pants, fam.

My sister know where I'm at. Okay?

Okay, we're complete.

What is that smell? What is that?

But I don't lie.

That's fine with me.

You know I had to get some champagne. Oh, my God.

and I can avoid juvie if I get my GED.

'cause if you did, that bitch would know where you at.

- Oh, shit! - Oh, my gosh!

Ashamed that I let my family and my friends down.

I love you. And I'll... We'll do the tour when I'm done.

Okay. What the hell, Mac?

But I'mma take it again!

We could do a lot with this place. First of all, we could change the logo.

Hello, Charles Why the fukk you callin me Charles?, The name is C.C., remember that shit woman

Marv, I do not know about this GED thing.

Brother Teddy, I have been waiting on the Lord

Maybe you are as dumb as Stewart says. Wait. No, no, no.

A-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared.

then remember I blew out the barbecue shack.

I'm goin' to college!

No. Please, just listen to me.

I think about how proud Little Mac must be.

The roof. Let's hit the roof.

That's the guy I fell in love with.

Look, next time Leon wanna stick somebody in a thong,

It's descriptive.

Even though he's super academic, he wears pink blazers sometimes.

You don't remember when you was in that meeting?

146, Mac! Yeah!

Everyone sees right through you. Okay, how about we...

Being a little paranoid, aren't we, Stew? Am I?

I don't know. He ain't got no friends.

the guy was putty in my hands. He really was.

Nah, that's cool.

And I can't work her.

I appreciate your honesty.

Way to go, man!

I took a chance on a pimply-faced teenager.

Say that with me, guys.

Lisa does not know who I am.

Well, yeah, but he's the son I do have

When's the last time you were in love?

Teddy, what is going on? Haven't we had enough surprises tonight?

But I made it to the other side.

All right, Piedmont High, make room for the night school crew!

Who stole the test?

Okay, students.

Can I get a tour of the office?

No. Baby, this is my thing. There's, like, eight of us. I got it.

You're getting cold feet.

Okay, what is in your ass, Mac?

with the word "evidence" written on it,

This is a sign guys

Excuse me. This dance is for students only.

I know this career change has been a lot.

Don't come back to the apartment tonight.

I'll prove it! See?

All right? Say it with me.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I mean, you say you got dyslexia, dyscoglia...