Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go mom it. Let's go. I'll try. I'll try.

for our first session of the semester. We start at 7:00.

Night school is about second chances.

I don't see no goddamn baby in there.

Class dismissed.

or, you know, you could even come after school.

That's why you stopped by?

Wouldn't you wanna start in the front? Theresa, listen.

You were so convincing!

All I'm sayin', fam... Forget it.

that you be gettin' from these other little hood spots.

I'm sorry, what? May I please take it?

What? I got it.

before you went and stole the test.

You sure? I don't hear color.

That's wonderful.

Nothing! No, I was just... I wasn't prepared.

I didn't know if you had time for dinner or not

Look at you, all cute, making America great again.

No, let's use our words. You gonna take this test!

We, the class of 2018, represent a generation

that jump did not seem that high.

Listen, when we were in high school, you had everything that I wanted.

Lisa, can you listen, please?

Your destiny is to work at a fast food joint next to a strip club?

I'mma make me some toilet punch after lockdown, baby.

I think that if students are excited about their environment,

It's fresh. It's clean.

So Joe didn't have insurance?

I had a buck sixty coming to me, man! Okay. That's your fault!

Oh, thanks. You like that?

If we being real with it, I need as much help as I can get.

so that I can get a job at Marvin's.

Plus, every single time we go out, she offers to pay for the check.

I passed! I got a 146!

Not no fast food place where I could go buy this

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's blue and stuff like that.

I got kicked out of my high school

We're not done.

Oh, my God, Joe! I just got goose bumps!

Like, not "make a baby" sex, but "45 minutes" sex.

You know, you used to say stuff like,

I am here to teach if you're here to learn.

You'll never get it!

Teddy, oh, we got a situation here.

Oh, for God's sakes!

Excuse me, Carrie. I had actually got those tacos for you to eat.

Now, you know I'm smarter than that, Marv.

In the meantime, please stop paying for everything

He's gettin' up! He's gettin' up!

I was in there. Remember?

That's one of my clients, there. Right there.

Oh, there he is, my little smart, dumbass brother.

You can have whatever you like

Then allow me to reintroduce myself.

"Sales associate wanted, marketing skills a must,"

What you doing?

You know why? 'Cause it sound like "cheaters."

You're clinically dumb.

Okay. Well, you can come to college with me.

That's my woman!

Big Mac, man, I'm sorry about that. That hot chicken,

I am where I'm supposed to be. All right?

That can't be your advice.

Why don't you work on your windshield?

I don't like women that cheat.

Yeah. It's 'cause I sneezed.

Well, if it isn't Puby McGee.

This is way too many pubes.

I'm sorry, Teddy.

It's like they watchin' you and you think you watchin' them!

You don't have to participate. Too unprofessional.

Oh, but you know Stewie would've tore that ass up though!

Honk once if you love chicken!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh.

little miniskirt, walking through the quad.

What is your problem? You better go!

Okay. If there... If there's any way that I can just talk to you about...

I got a touch of prostate cancer?

When the janitor exits, we're gonna go out.

Help take it to the next level?

I don't know what to say, man! Thank you!

You've grown so much in such a short period of time.

Get buck! Get buck! Get buck!

Come on, Carrie. Look, look.

Roxy. Good to see you.

Who's next, Dolores?

Theresa, you're up.

He ain't told her shit.

What's the capital of Belgium?

I'm going to Rainbows before they close.

Boy, I'm sorry. I'm just messin' with you.

for way too little money.

"GED" on three. You ready?

You gonna take my car with my baby in the back?

You've missed the last four payments on that car.

Listen, I hate to break up this pleasure party of delusion.

Now, from my studies of psychology in grad school,

What you got for me? Come on.

Teddy, what can I say?

Hey, talk to me, man. How you doing?

I passed! Yo, I passed! Bobby passed!

If you know two sides,

Stewart, that's a plastic bag with a chicken wrapper in it

Knowing good and well I already have five units to teach

on a sesame seed bun? Hmm...

I'm trying to introduce myself...

It is with great pride

You should've seen your face. You looked ridiculous!

Wait, Lisa, let me just say this before you judge him.

Your father's waiting.

Psh. What? Don't "psh" me.

That'll get him. Hey!

Wait, Jaylen. Calm down, Jaylen.

I'm about to get to the truth.

We've never taken on a project like that.

It's in my mouth! You got my lips all chapped and shit!

Okay. Here it is. If this is what you want.

Night school people!

Me trying to bite frozen chicken

Do yourself a favor

That's correct.

I don't know how to make the noise, but you know what I'm trying to say.

Night school photo.

This ain't the time.

Yeah? I failed.

Carrie, please.

Take the pie off.

Okay. Okay, well, just wait.

And God willing, he'll wake up in a couple of hours.

Is this pubic hair in my damn dessert?

Okay, this seems like a black thing.

It was either the back or the front,

What are you gonna say, Teddy?

As opposed to when we went to high school,

I am so proud of you.

I mean, why you gonna pick on me and profile me?

I mean, I done had a lot of chances.

Babe, you seen my white-out?

I mean, seriously, man?

Mmm. What brings you back to Piedmont, Mr. Walker?

I'm not in your car. I'm clearly in my car.