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I left mine out in the rain. He got jungle rot. I- I had to amputate his foot.
Hey, I got beer and Pixy Stix. Let's party.
No. Man, it's stuck. I put the stash in here, and now I can't get my hand out.
It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang.
Steven, would you be careful? That's my trophy for Prettiest Ballerina.
- "E." - No! Double fail!
- (Groans) - Hey, what's the teeny writing on the bottom of the vase say?
It's in the Bible. (Laughs)
- (Door Slides Shut) - (Van Door Closes)
Kitty, it's bleach and lighter fluid. There is nothing stronger.
Hey, why are you mad at me?
Don't stop. The cotton has polyester in it."
Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Oh. I know this one. No, thank you.
- Let me talk. - Yeah, Hyde. Let her talk.
Great. Let me get rid of this customer.
Now I have no choice. You're outta the house.
So instead I told him I'd be out of town this weekend for a big doll expo.
So, I snuck up here behind your back...
"Go a ways past the... fancy thing...
Oh, there's a doll expo?
Why don't you tell me?