Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bubbles Tells Caillou To Be Quiet!
I give you beer pong!
(CAR ALARM BLARING) This party is getting out of control.
Well played. What the fuck?
(MOUTHING)
Keep it down.
((GROANS) Delta Psi this shit!
What are you doing? Yeah.
And Romie the Homie.
This is so spontaneous.
Let's go. Go team.
This is gonna be the best calendar yet.
Do you promise? I promise.
She's a little flirt.
Oh! Mrs. Haywood, you're better than that.
Grab the baby monitor.
So many party discoveries.
They treated you like shit. They degraded you.
(WHOOPING)
We went nuts.
There'll be food, blankets. It's gonna be great.
Our probation's been lifted! Our probation's been lifted!
MAC: No. No, we're making a Stella calendar.
To believe in the life of love...
Whoo!
I'm gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich.
I'm sorry, guys. He's too good of a dude.
(SCREAMING)
Oh, Jesus! (SCREAMS)
I think it's over.
This is the moment. Let's do it. Okay. I need to go out!
I'm not mad.
and I really need you there. Please?
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Do not call your mother!
Can I come?
You're a bad boy! Get off our porch.
The year is 1971. (19703 ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Not your face.
Sweet. Yeah.
Hey. Do not let anyone upstairs, you got me?
Tell 'em, Teddy.
Infinite diamonds
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Well, that's crazy.
Nice! That was good! JIMMY: That was good. That was really good.
Hey.
Celebrities.
We are not high-fiving.
That's all my weed, and it's really hard for me to get weed.
Sixty-nine?
Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP.
Dicks in our hands.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
What? They're fucking hootie-hooing.
You should've said it before you let me answer.
Oh, oh! Oh!
What does he do? Does he puke, or does he drink?
Four-twenty?
It means you're too dumb.
Kelly, there's one left!
MAC: Holy shit.
You used so much tongue!
Michael Keaton is Batman to me.
Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl.
I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.
And see all those bitches that I hate
Here they are.
Okay.
We said some shit that rhymed? Are you crazy, man?
I think I was near one of those oil drums for too long.
All right.
good luck bro
The US plays Red China in ping-pong.
We've gotta get Brooke to hook up with Pete publicly.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides...
I feel free.
Oh, it's the best!
I fucking love you, man.
What the fuck?
Okay. Bye. Love you.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Who's my little Heisenberg? You are!
It's not gonna come off.
What? Yeah.
I'm Taxi Driver De Niro.
(BABBLES)
I can't. No.
I never wanted to have to use that on you!
KELLY: Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me.
(PANTING) Oh, jeez, it's so far.
she leaves a wife-beater on.
Do you see that empty space on the wall?
Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
That's so weird. Is anything else missing?
This is your destiny Assjuice
What are you talking about? That's not how it works.
I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building.
Yes, it's offensive that I have to be the smart one all the time!
It's the frat's condom! That's the frat's condom!
Shit, they're hootie-hooing!
That's not only offensive, but it's fucking stupid.
They're gonna wake Stella. What do we...
MAC: (PANTING) Wait. Wait.
ASSJUICE: I'm scared. You're scared?
I've gone through hell.
Found the airbags!
Those things are always fucking disappearing.
Life's crazy.
dezo dezo
Mac! Okay.
Ahhh!
GARF ON SPEAKERS: Oh, shit!
That would be a fucking disaster. Oh, Jesus.
Thank you very much.
pointing right towards your dick.
Don't open this door no matter what you hear!
Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks.
Holy fuck.
We could lead a revolution.
MAC: Hey!
I'm sorry. I rescind the complaint.
Christian Bale? Christian Bale.
Okay. It's happening. It's totally happening.
No, dude, no. I'm Batman. This is what Batman sounds like.
and it's terrible.
Oh, shit! That's not a balloon!
ALL: Assjuice. Assjuice.
Oh, shit!
Could have been anyone. Any one of these people could have called.
Yes! Come on.
Baby's first rave. Baby's first rave.
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What is this? Is this our flyer?
Look at my eyes.
KELLY: Hey!
The music?
You know, Keep it down.
Fraternity Practices Safe Sex.
Dude, we missed the airbag!
It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah, because someone refuses to grow up.
He's done.
MAC: Look, you just take these spy glasses.
Infinite. Infinite.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
Wait. You guys shaved?
Okay, we'll get that milk out. Get the pump. Ow!
Gay couple? Gay couple?
Yeah, take a bow.
(MAC AND KELLY MOANING)
and I am really starting to feel it right now. Yeah.
I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but...
Are you kidding me?