Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JIMMY: Everyone breaks, Bro.

Like I've seen him do a million times.

He's gotta see them hooking up.

Look at how much food I just ordered.

We have fun and a baby. That's fantastic!

What are you doing? What are you thinking?

John Madden before...

I'm the opposite of the person you say that to.

I didn't... (LAUGHS) What?

She's so sweet.

Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.

Hazing scandals. Hazing scandals!

Assjuice. Assjuice.

Nice! That was good. Nice.

Yeah? Holy shit!

Oh, shit. They're right there. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Just gone. Yeah.

All right. Wow, you're really going for it.

Mean Dean Doesn't Realize That Frat Is Bad For Everyone.

Why do you have pubes?

Don't worry about it, man.

MAC: Destroyed. Gone!

Of course. The joint file.

We got to get everybody...

What the fuck? Damn it!

this evening at 2203 West Olmstead.

We are going to fuck them! Fuck them!

I'm counting on it!

Move, elephants! Move! Keep marching.

What are you doing? I'm sneaking.

Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush!

Are you serious?

You're blushing.

I got, like, four pails out of you.

We have no blood on our hands.

Well, I mean, if you guys ever need anything,

Beef stew before watching The View.

Me, too, because it's awesome.

That's great. Okay, okay. We did it.

Jimmy fuckin' Blevitz.

Are you our new neighbors? We're your new neighbors!

SCOONIE: Ladies, I need a single-file line.

Sneaking Sneaking

Shaggy, Scooby, Jizzface, let's investigate!

A ho has never gone before a Bro.

Great to see you too, buddy.

I don't know what to do. What do we know?

That was good. That was sexy, too.

Are you talking to me?

Bros before hos, that whole thing? It's over!

That was not helpful.

Just because we have a house and a baby

TEDDY: Hey, neighbor.

Jimmy, are you okay?

amidst the rest of these legends!

we'll have a third person to help us do this.

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

You better eat this fucking dog food, now!

Binky's over here. I got Binky.

Never call you again? You're the fucking police.

I went here, okay? That's why I'm dumb!

Peekaboo! BOYS: Oh!

It's very poorly worded. I don't think that would ever make it to print.

What the heck's more important than this?

Thumbsucker! Let me see the letter from the school, man!

PAU LA: Hey, guys!

(IN RASPY VOICE) Hey, I'm Batman.

Enjoy the house by yourself, you child!

and you are out.

(ALL PROTESTING)

ALL: (SINGING) Can you take me higher?

That's what you get.

Why the fuck do you keep fighting?

Drinks down! No alcohol outside! Get the fuck out of here!

This stuff is important.

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

Call us at 1-800-333-0000. We can tell you if you have a case right over the phone, and we won't charge you a dime if we won't get you any money. Hablamos espanol.

Well, we can't both...

Yeah! (GRUNTS IN RELIEF)

I love going to The Container Store and buying containers.

to give the frat their last strike.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing.

TEDDY: You shouldn't have called the cops, Bro!

Whose a good girl? I am, daddy!

You're on probation until the end of the year.

We actually met in college. Yeah.

I think I should probably pump.

We're having a huge rager tonight.

Let's throw shit off the porch! Whoo!

Wait. If we're bringing the swing, let's just bring the Jumperoo.

I fucking love you, man. Get out of here.

They got Brother Pete to hook up with Sister Brooke.

who are sick of this bullshit, you know.

TEDDY: This is it.

This is the moment! I need this!

Yeah, like, every night.

No, no, no, no, no.

What the fuck is gonna happen?

Dicks in our hands.

Yeah. I'm the relaxed-fit jeans.

So, you have a nice day.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That was very immature!

DISPATCH ON RADIO: We have a disturbance at 2203 West Olmstead.

Boobs upside down!

Masturbate before I ask her to date.

but this is no place for a baby.

That's a weird phone!

They rhymed! What the hell was that?

Oh, no, no. The monitor is not working.

Christ! What the fuck?

Good luck, Bro.

Okay, maybe it's best you just go.

I fucking did it! I totally did it.

There's three left!