Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just the tour. Cool. TEDDY: Oh, it's so exciting!
Hey, you boys have to go digital.
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable!
ASSJUICE: Your neighbors got me to wear them,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I can't sell your house.
We'll put it on the books. Okay, cool. Great.
Come on.
Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!
Lame that we're on probation.
That's awesome.
What about one of those small prostitute guns?
We were fucking virgins. All right?
Okay. Ow! Fuck!
Hey, man.
I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
His dick is this big!
We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.
You don't know that. People could want it for after.
TEDDY: Guys!
Yeah, it's a really bad one.
Okay, let's go. We'll go now.
Good luck with all your problems, officer.
Okay, okay! Come on!
Stop it!
No, we've got the baby, so... We've got the baby. We can't.
They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie.
Oh, my God.
(BOTH GASP)
Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem, man.
Don't slap my boob.
(SIREN WAILING)
No! Hey, I'm Batman!
Hello. This is Julia Child.
Don't call the cops, okay?
Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!
We're celebrating.
What are you thinking about?
Oh, no, Assjuice. Breaking? The guy was right.
Wait. Shit! Another video.
Okay. I'm serious.
He'll haze the fucking shit out of you.
Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.
You, too, Deadwood. There you go.
My boobs really hurt.
Holy fuck.
We fuck with their house. They can't afford to fix it.
We're actually looking for candidates
No. They are.
And you keep making money no matter what!
Dixon Our Hands
(BABBLING) Huh?
We should go over there, okay? And talk to them.
You're upsetting Jinxy cat.
stand here with our dicks in our hands.
Delta Psi!
Be a man and milk me.
Hey, what's up, man?
You know how many BJs I've been promised?
Who do you think... Come on. Oh, my God.
Are you talking to me?
That would be so dope.
Oh! Fuck!
Good night. Good night.
Fuck you! No, no.
This is the only party I want to be at.
It tastes funny.
Scoonie put his dick in your mouth
I fucking love you, Pete. I love you!
It was mostly guys...
Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?
BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Why would you do that?
Oh, my God. Shut up, Scoonie.
They can't tell it's us.
No! No, no! It's like a wink, you know?
But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah?
We gotta save this. What do we do? Okay, okay, okay.
We were one of 33 offers
You're kidnapping our baby! Asshole!
Oh, my God! Jesus Christ, guys!
What's cool is we're almost roommates.
you know, I'm always thinking about the headlines, right?
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Uh-uh. I wasn't asleep.
GIRLS: Aw!
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
(CHUCKLES) Yes. I'm gonna kill you.
but I think you're freaking out
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Are you kidding me?
MAC: Epic night!
No.
No! No!
I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.
(STAMMERS)
Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles.
That's the song. How could they know that's happening?
WATKINS: Yo, is there a party going on around here?
Everybody out! Party's over!
I'm a more obtainable goal.
Okay? Just push back.
Yeah.
I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay.
What'd you say? It's not a good headline.
Not that surprised.
I got an 8er from Gary.......... What the fuck man
Like, low twos.
I'm gonna move back to Australia if you don't stop.
Throw shit off the porch!
One big difference, the heist isn't done!
We're a great team. Thanks.
Stay the fuck away from me!
Teddy's gonna start pushing you around
I’m sneaking
No, I'm not that drunk.
You can go. No noise complaint.
And... I'm too drunk to come.
Oh?
We're having sex one minute...
She's fine. She's fine. You know what?
I think I better pump.
She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up.
(ALL LAUGHING)
I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game.
It feels so good, homie. What are you doing later?
Let's be crazy.
Why not do both?
(GROANS)
and now you're talking back.
No.
Assjuice! Assjuice!
Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub.
KELLY: I really needed that. MAC: Thank you so much.