Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is she awake? I'm more milk than woman.
Don't worry about it, you know?
I hate Mondays!
ALL: Hoo-ah!
Love you. Bye. Have a good day.
Fuck me! Fucking idiot!
This isn't about me. Okay.
He looks like J.J. Abrams.
I'm not buying a gun! You're right, it's a bad idea.
BOYS: Bye, Stella!
This is your destiny, Assjuice.
Behold.
Binky, Binky, Binky. I don't know where the Binky is.
Just a couple minutes, and then we pour in the latex.
I'm a psychology minor.
Did you find a balloon?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
You're one of those guys!
We're still cool, man. We're still cool. We're sorry.
Just relax. Just settle down. Okay.
I know. Let's just go to sleep.
Fuck this bush!
I'm with Teddy. She's with Teddy.
You know what? While I'm here...
Holy shit, guys. I think we made $10,000.
Come on, come on! Damn it!
watching all these young, shirtless men next door,
What is happening to me?
Oh, I'm gonna come soon.
Okay, watch. I'm just gonna do it like this.
We have caller ID. We're cops.
What the fuck am I supposed to think?
Hello. Fucking bring her.
This isn't a strike! It's not a strike if everyone's leaving!
There is a giant party at 2203 West Olmstead right now.
(ALL SHOUTING) Okay, very good.
We hate to be these guys, but do you mind just, like, kind of...
I'm gonna go now. No.
I'm too fucked up! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Stop it. I know.
Fine. Okay. Fine then.
You tell me. I think it's a dance-off.
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We still did that.
You said to call if it was ever too loud.
What do you want? It's over. Yeah.
Hey. Hi.
No, no!
MAC: Just go, you answer it. KELLY: You answer it.
It's poison. It's alcohol.
Get off!
They think I'm just a regular dad
Infinite. Infinite.
Bros before hos. Right?
Okay. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
(LAUGHS) She can't see anything. She just sees shapes.
And what happened? I cried.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Roll them a spliff. Give that to them.
Where did you get that?
Right? Ooh! We roll them a joint.
And we're fucking grown-ups, we have a baby, and they need to be cool.
Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean
Boom! No.
Who painted that mole on your face? Did you do that yourself?
Welcome to the lion's den, my friend.
What? You gotta get on your hands and knees.
This... Who saw this coming? I did not see this coming.
Whoa. Wait. Wait.
We love you. We love you.
It's a bad one.
(ALL CHEERING)
(GROANING)
Whose a good girl I am daddy
Delta Psi!
I don't know. We should file a police report...
KELLY: Look at his arms.
I have not been out since Jimmy and I got divorced
Mmm-hmm.
You answer! You are gonna answer.
He’s all sick!
What the fuck?
Okay, here we go.
Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!
What the fuck are you talking about?
No! He's telling him everything!
with that old couple next door, all right?
JIMMY: Yeah. We're pretty deep into it. It's tight.
Okay, fuck me!
Let's go.
Jesus. I'm exhausted.
Exactly. Well, we won't say it like that. We'll just...
Dude, that was four years ago, okay?
Normalize Quiet Mornings
There's this thing called Grindr, which is just...
And you told her that she was the only ho for you,
Everybody out! Hootie-hoo! Let's go!
Do you think we'll be good parents?
Cutting through.
You're so cute. You're like a little possum.
(GROANING)
All right, you do it. You do it.
The rest will take care of itself.
Don't worry about it. I'm gonna enjoy this.
telling you to come to a great party
Come on. Just real quick.
First dream, Taco Bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope.
Ow!
Oh, my God. I was so rude to her.
It's probably gonna go pretty fucking late, too.
She totally knows what's happening.
Check this out. Inside the school seal,
We never planned for nice.
We can't be the only people in the neighborhood
Excuse me. Sorry.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) BOTH: Oh!
Baby's first rave. (BOTH IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)
This is ridiculous.
It's a headline.
Yes, that felt good!
I called the cops because you were being noisy, man.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES) I don't want to talk about this.
Lift it! Come on!
Oh, yeah? Well, that's ludicrous,
Okay, okay. I'm winning, by the way.
Well, okay.
Be in this moment! Live in this shit with me!
Yeah, you're like the relaxed-fit jean guy.
Hootie hoo
I feel completely comfortable missing that party. Okay.
Mmm!
PETE: It's like Edward Scissorhands. Do you like it?
but then I realized that we are the party.
BOTH: All right!
kicked out of schools more than anything?
It's 4:00 in the morning, our baby's awake. She's freaking out.
They do our dirty work for us.
You'd be surprised, I actually meet a shit-ton of girls here.
We're sorry we called the cops, okay?
I'm watching you. I'm watching you.
We're good? Yeah.
I love you, baby.
What the fuck are you doing? That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech!
Jesus!
Oh! Oh! God damn it! Kelly!
It was really dumb. I love you so much, okay?
Oh, my God. Look at that guy.
Try living next to it. Try living next to it!
Whose a good giiirl? I am daddy!
Kiedy jesteś głodny
Later! See you, guys.
You're, like, 10 feet away. Come on.
Um... I'll take a Teddy. Cool. How about a Pete?
Teddy's room. We got to sneak into Teddy's room.
I didn't have any money.
Right? What the fuck?
so they could film you hazing us,
What's up? You good?
We're doing this on the dining room...
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)