Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

You’re gonna have to OOF me

There's a moving truck. Wow.

All of it. All of it.

Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!

that are a little more academically inclined.

It would just work all the time. It would be awesome.

I gotta get back. Gotta get back, gotta get back.

(JIMMY SCREAMING)

BOTH: Whoa! (LAUGH)

(LAUGHING) Hey, too soon.

I'm a Supernova Burn bright, die young

Wait. Shit! Diaper bag! It needs to be restocked.

We're cool, they shut up, she goes to sleep. Done.

It's because of the Hebrew.

but then he convinced me to hang around.

Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'?

We'll never not be responsible for someone until we're so, so old.

But you keep half.

Another one! Another one!

It's a pretty good gig. Yeah.

You're like, My life is over! Everything's different!

I'd say, optimistically, you're looking

What do you think of my new necklace?

We have to go work on that joint file.

Well, it's still really good to see you, man.

Hey, Teddy. It's Mac again. Your neighbor.

Hootie-hoo When we see cops

Masturbrate before ask her to date

What? Of course she is, because you're a little princess.

When Khaleesi comes on, I'm like... (BOTH YELLING)

Baby, we're a hot team.

I want a baby. I'm gonna have a baby.

I can't do boob. I can do Bob.

BOTH: Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

We can finally go back to our lives.

That's two strikes.

I thought that was her name. No.

Yeah, again, if you can just generally

No, man. I just mean, like, you're the President, you know?

No, this is Ray Romano and... No, this is Ray Romano...

KELLY: See? You're such a lame-o!

Calm down. Count of three.

I think you should. Come on.

Look at me. You trust me, right?

But tonight, forget the hot-box.

KELLY: That's our baby.

Step one, lock down a babysitter.

I'm gonna take our child and go.

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

As soon as they move in, they know this

Well played, motherfuckers.

Yeah, we got six months left.

Yes! Come on, Delta Psi!

or we get too noisy, just talk to me, or talk to Pete.

What should we do next?

There's no consistency here.

Oh, my God. I'm a mama bear.

He's so charming, he'll get the cop to leave.

People have hot-boxed showers.

BOTH: (SINGING) Born and bred up on the street top

Holy shit. That was close.

Okay. My friend is spinning at the Royalton tonight.

Who makes flyers anymore?

I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.

Everyone's leaving!

Sometime soon. I'll just... I'll get back to you.

Wow. Man, you should go to class sometime.

This could be, like, a doorway to

Oh, little puppy, I love you! Mwah!

What are you guys doing out here?

We are fucked, man.

Shut the fuck up Rob

HOOTIE WHO WHEN LOUIE SHIPS

Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. How you doing?

Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?

We're a great team.

What do they call it in Australia? Chancellor.

No, I see you guys right there. One moment.

GARF: Let's do it.

I love you, too, but... Get out of here, man! Just go!

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Dixon Our Hands

PETE: Upstairs clear!

I'm Teddy. This is Pete.

You don't have a choice!

It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.

What? We're not off probation!

That dude forgot the golden rule.

Lock the door, draw yourself a bath. Relax.

An errant ball lands in a brother's beer,

We just said it at the same time!

We have a baby. We're parents.

It is. Well, it's the second dream.

She's so crazy.

but we can get the biggest hot tub in the world!

Fuse box. We'll turn the party back on.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

We come on like peers. Yeah. Yes.

Very sorry about this.

You guys are doing a joint file?

My boobs are feeling really full.

It's open. It's open.

So, what it's gonna be next? They're gonna break into the house?

We got to get him out of there! Distraction.

Hi, how's it going?

It's a distraction?

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

This is my room. Off limits during parties.

That's a beautiful thing.

Crazy! I owe you, man.

We are back. It's happening. Okay.

Go. go! All right! Hey!

No, guys! Hey, hey!

What do we do? Okay, okay. I know what we do.

She's still behind you.

I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch.

KELLY: Okay. Congratulations.

Looks like the party shut down.

Let's go. Get the party started! Come on!

This is Mark Wahlberg. If you don't come to this party,

(STELLA CRYING ON MONITOR)

Ho, no, you haven't. I'm just saying.

They're broke. They don't have any money.

Okay. This is crazy!

They won't stop partying!

(STELLA CRYING ON BABY MONITOR)

How are the guys?

Get the money and the sweet spot And forever hollerin'

Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man!

Well, maybe you should be. That's never been me.

Dope. PETE: Cool.

I'm so sorry. It was so dumb.