Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pete's a fancy architect, designing buildings and stuff.

You had sex with my girlfriend!

Yeah, suck it! Suck my dick.

(SIRENS WAILING) You got a bright future, kid.

Awesome, man. Yeah.

KELLY: Assjuice. MAC: Assjuice.

Dude, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,

Okay. There you go. Love you, sweetie. Okay.

And the dog goes, 'Woof, woof, woof, woof!'

Come on. Thank you.

You gotta pump? I think I need to pump.

It could be anywhere!

That was sexy. Can I make out with someone now?

Get those little motherfuckers, turn them against each other.

ALL: (CHANTING) He's still alive.

You know what? She needs an extra Onesie in case she craps herself.

We got to get everyone out of here!

It doesn't mean anything if you don't earn it.

Jesus Christ, not another dance-off.

What is this? What are they doing?

No, she's the chancellor.

Just say it normal! I can get it!

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T-Bone, Gerbil, Jizzface, let's get the fuck out of here! Let's go!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm gonna come. Come, baby.

It's an important, key phrase here.

It escalated to a really crazy place. That was really nuts, man.

But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal.

Hazing scandals! Yes!

Great party, right? Awesome party.

They're gonna condemn the house.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

(MURMURING) Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, I'm Meet the Fockers De Niro.

Deez nuts before skinny sluts.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

All right. All right. Nice.

Who the fuck says that to a couple of parents?

What? That's what dean is here.

How the fuck would that make me feel better?

PETE: Get the hell out of here.

Cell phones. Oh.

When ever Something goes good

That'll solve all our problems.

You are not getting through this door.

Why are you guys not coming out? Is fucking Jimmy there? Jimmy?

It's really not.

Paula, flirt with Scoonie. Keep him talking and distracted.

You know that I'm not like that, and I've never been like that.

Hey, you guys don't want to go back to your

I thought we were over that. What are you...

Look at that 3-D printer go.

You do it. You do it. You do it.

We were pissing. We crossed streams.

Dude, why do you think you're so obsessed

Wait. Wait, wait, wait!

It's pretty thick. It's a big file.

I can do cock. I can do C-O-K.

I love you, I'm sorry.

How's it going, sweetie? Good.

Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up?

Strike three. Yes!

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

It wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'm fine.

How about some shots, guys?

I know what you might be thinking.

One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship.

Get back in line, Assjuice!

That's amazing.

So long, neighbor.

it would be great to have you and Kelly

I don't know about that. Let's just...

We're just getting dressed! I'm naked!

Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors.

I'm surprised and shocked, honestly,

It only gets better and better!

I think we'll be good at it and bad at it.

She's awake. Okay.

It smells delicious in here.

Hold that gam steady, Pete.

Come on, just relax. I got you.

Hey, you know, I think the clay is stuck to my pubes.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

It'd be so fun.

Yeah, I'm good, man. How's it going?

Okay, thanks, man. Dope. Cool.

Me and Kelly, we have found a way

She's all ready to go.

You seem distraught?

I like to have fun with it.

Let's get the leading men out of the way.

I feel so lame. I can't believe we called the cops.

I had no money either. We had no money.

No, we'll have a great day! We'll have a great day. Okay. Bye!

Ajoint. Thank you, guys.

And where did you go? Right here.

Old man. Oh, my nuts!

I'll hold onto your balls forever.

You're in so much fucking trouble. Come with me, pledge.

I get it! He's got a huge dick!

If you want to be up there so bad, just put your picture up.

JIMMY: Oh, God!

What would be great is if they didn't think they were on probation.

I'm a bit bored, but I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm not a cow! Well, how else do you do it?

I'm not gonna come.

All right, let's pull these bad boys off and see what we've got.

And what are these kids in the pink shirts?

They're barbecuing.

Hootie hoo Hootie hoo

I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade.

Like the cat. My father... Yeah.

So you guys have never hooked up?

Maybe we come on... We act cool.

Okay, I cried wolf. Never call us again.

Fuck, they're coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they're coming.

And remember, once they start kissing,

Oh, good. Yeah, I'm good, I'm fine.

(JIMMY GROANING)

What a stupid fucking fight to have.

They're so loud.

Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other.

Dixon Our Hands

KELLY: Your brothers?

Now I can't stop thinking of them.

Everything changes completely. Yeah.

Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.

Don Draper. Yeah. MAC: Yeah, Don Draper.

Man, literally, the last time we lit those off, we burned the house down.

This is the life, the way, the light of Delta Psi.

Because I was surrounded by my brothers.

They need to be cool to us, okay? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, you're right. It's just a limp dick.

Okay? You so much as throw a party,

I don't know, bitch. Is it a dance-off?

There he is. Hey!

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just a tiny bit.

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