Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whose a good, submissive little girl? I am daddy

(MUFFLED) Love you.

and if you're in the back, it is approximately a 20-minute wait.

we've only got a few minutes before they go upstairs and start fucking.

Delta Psi is attacking me! I'm under fire right now!

Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!

No, she just makes it.

So the water came out of here? Yep.

Get back in line!

You're trying to be my friend? Yes!

How's it going? I'm sorry.

When you are one of 33 offers....

Come on, guys. Jesus.

so I tried to Bro out with you?

Infinite hubris

But she's afraid because Pete and Teddy are best friends.

ROMIE: Right, right. So let's take a few calls.

And I tried to get you to stop, and you wouldn't stop.

for the most epic party moments in history.

I'm sorry. I'll do anything.

It's a bad one.

What's the plan? Okay, okay.

Why is she... Okay.

Oh, shit. Teddy just tweeted.

Say it! Come on! Say it, Teddy.

Okay, let's just relax for a second.

I can't let you in yet. I haven't figured out how to open it!

No, no, clearly you had more important things to do.

Oh, homie. Wow. Oh, my God.

We gotta go, okay? KELLY: We gotta go.

It's not working.

actually. (GASPS)

Okay, good. I love you. Okay.

Like, way too excited.

So, is it our posture? Why do we look so different?

They don't know it was us. Could've been anyone.

We're mid-fucking-heist, genius!

Oh, my God. You guys have to come out with me.

Hey! How's it going? Hey!

ALL: (CHANTING) Throw shit off the porch. Throw shit off the porch.

JIMMY: You're up.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's do it.

Harder, man. Yeah, really get in there.

So, they have one strike. If they get two more, then they're out.

ASSJUICE: Oh, fuck.

I don't get it! MAC: It's from an Outkast song.

Like, for cuddling, and it's like a love...

Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man.

ASSJUICE: It's on the side.

That was a cheesy one.

I'm not a distraction.

Delta Psi forever, ya bish.

I like 'em like that.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Go! Get the brothers out of here now, man!

What does that mean?

No. Fuck old people.

He told us not to call the cops.

Bros before hos.

Okay. I'll tell you what.

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why did you do that?

And this year, we will make it on that wall.

MAC: Yes. KELLY: Yes.

it doesn't mean I can stop doing mushrooms with teenagers.

You sure about that? She can start drinking soon.

I fucking will, man.

Don't be so fucking offended. It's not like we're gonna have sex.

Fuck! Hey! Shit, stop! Stop! I don't like it, I don't like it!

What didn't we have in college?

Don't be so fucking lame! Totally lame.

Just kind of let it out. Okay.

infiltrate a party, and get them to put hos before Bros.

Well then, what do you call these?

No. She's my...

HEY, I'M BATMAN.

(SCREAMS) Oh, fuck!

What the hell, Bro?

Let's just do it!

That's a good headline. I could get a raise off that headline.

You're the smartest person I know.

What did you just say to me?

I kind of miss the rush of messing with the frat.

We tried to call you. I don't know what to say.

It's over. It's over, man.

You don't want us to come back in.

That could have been two strikes, right there.

We don't need that! What is that?

Male erection before One Direction.

(BOTH GROANING) (MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)

You go find your nagging wife that you

Let's do something we've never done. Okay.

Yes, ma'am. I was just kidding.

(19305 MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm gonna drill a hole, I'm gonna pee. I can get bigger pants.

I don't know where you went to school.

I like 'em full, baby.

This could be us in a few years.

Can I stick something up your ass?

The point is...

and you're the woman who's supposed to

Look at the blonde.

That means they know the cops are coming.

We're gonna have to call the cops.

I'll throw it away. Just throw it away.

You're a human being, and I fucking milked you.

All right. Let's do it.

But when we do it,

And they were reprimanded for that.

(BOTH LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)

Hey, I'm Batman. You know? Right?

I hate Mondays!

That blonde dude with the red sleeves? He's a handsome guy.

I'm allowed to be just as irresponsible as you.

Hey, homie. I'm gonna fuck your wife with my giant dick.

It's like you're, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know?

Architecture joke.

Whose a good girl? I AM DADDY!

Okay. Smack me.

He sold us out.

I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.

JIMMY: You're an animal. They called you Assjuice.

and the whole frat will implode.

Now it doesn't. It doesn't work anymore.

Don't call me bitch! Okay. I'm sorry.

Out of control.

Tomorrow night, party's on.

Travel back in time with me to 1930.

Is that a two-story bong?

This is who I am.

Let me turn her around. Let me turn her around.

How do they know something's wrong?

You want to swordfight?

This never happened.

of a prestigious lineage of extraordinary gentlemen.

This is President Barack Obama,

Get your knees in there.

When you get asked to start arriving on time for your shift

What, is she gonna reimburse us for those kegs?

You’re gonna have to OOF me

neighborhood doesn't stand for that shit.

Jimmy, isolate Whitney.

JIMMY: Yes, hello. This is the President of the neighborhood watch.