Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You promise? Okay. Because a promise is a big deal to me.
Game of Thrones, we get loud.
(LAUGHS) Kidding.
I don't see which one you're...
One more, one more, one more.
What's up? Yeah, one more thing.
We're a giant telecommunications corporation.
Yeah, that's really funny.
Grab the monitor. Grab the monitor.
Really? What did you think?
Infinite BJs.
We've gotta get everyone on our side.
It's like a gun show.
Now I can go to class while my dick prints.
One of those childs is having sex with your wife.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
and that she was better than all the other hos in the world.
We're dead?
Oh. Yeah.
Brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know.
No. Who looks at the other people when they Face Time?
My God, Jesus!
Thanks for talking to me, brother. All right?
What do you guys do?
Oh, homie, let's do it. Oh, God, homie.
We just want to squash this like a bug.
Oh, God! Oh, no!
Fraternity Severely Injures Economics Professor.
Milk me. What?
What? When we have sex,
Let's do it. Okay, I'm doing it. Let's do it.
at losing about half your investment.
(GROANS)
Attics. Caves. Fire trucks.
Then we say, By the way, keep it down.
They've been drinking since the butt-crack of dawn.
Why did you cry?
Like, when you think of Batman, who's Batman?
What?
This is gonna ruin us.
You should take responsibility.
Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.
the toga party is born!
I know!
It's like, I make...
No.
I need backup! Over!
What's up?
I need backup at 2203 West Olmstead!
Get on your hands and knees. We need a pail or something.
Yes! Yeah!
And this time, I'm going to ejaculate.
How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch?
Because soon, you fucking blink,
Welcome to paradise.
“D in our hands”
No, we don't. We don't.
Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God.
Let go, let go.
All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie-hoo!
Ya bish Kent
Just the tour, maybe. PETE: Just the tour.
Those guys are my brothers.
Oh, God, I can't keep my boner much longer.
I really need to get out of the house.
Thank you.
We fucking did that shit.
Baby, let me in!
And the girls, when you're dating...
Okay? It's done.
Now is when we get them back even more.
Why? Because your Bros are always there for you.
Whose a good girl? I am dadddyyy
We're at Burning Man!
We're just getting started.
Mano y mano.
We should get one of these above our bed.
No, of course not. I'll say it. Like, we'll just...
We are the family you get to choose, and we don't get divorced!
The old people have the upper hand.
Little Walter White. Baby.
Wait, wait. Hey.
We appreciate that, man.
WATKINS: Hello, are you Mac?
Fuck it. I'll pump and dump.
Why? Well,
Okey-dokey.
Our school's insignia is in Latin.
Hey, when you called the cops, you violated the circle of trust, Focker.
You guys have gotta relax.
It's good, man. I'm having fun.
You know what? That's it.
because they're watching themselves.
Oh, perfect! Great.
We don't have a babysitter, so... Yeah.
They're all great. They got a big house off campus.
They're still fucking there! There's beer cans on the lawn.
Why don't you drop it at the fire station?
Wow! Good job, man.
See you guys.
because the only people who would want
Look at her.
Extra, extra! Baby Swallows Condom!
You know, I was just thinking,
It's not a good joke.
I mean, you've always been, in my opinion, like, our strongest pledge,
Okay. Are you ready?
No. Fuck old people.
I can't believe this is happening.
And you were nothing but great to your ho.
What?
of all people, that this is a good idea.
No, no, no! What? What?
I'm not gonna throw that all away now.
They're awesome.
I know. They're being careful.
Oh, shit!
We did not go too far.
One Sec!
(INHALING DEEPLY)
You're all over the place with your references.
No idea.
(SCREAMING)
I gotta feed Stella. Okay.
We have wanted this since we were freshmen.
We did it. (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
Hey, baby.
Help! Help!
Hey.
I can't...
I'll tell you how.
I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up.
Then we're gonna go to Mommy and Me
Regardless of anything, we're brothers for life.
We went too far now. This is dangerous.
Wait. Hold on.
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God!
No, Jimmy's not here.
Yeah?
(LAUGHS)
We didn't kill anyone. We didn't kill anyone.
Okay. Okay.
Little bit. (LAUGHS)
We're on probation. We can't party.
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
Dicks in our hands
(ALL CHEERING)
That's a big bong.
Ow! (SOBBING)
Because that's not gonna happen.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Okay, enough! Stop imitating!
Okay, I'm not even close.
Is that your real name? Garf?
Delta Psi has the upper hand!
I'm just kidding. High ones.
Come here! No!
What's going on? And who's this little lady?
I've called him ten times. What do we do?
kind of, you know, keep it down.
When you forgot your breast pump...
Oh, shit!