Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baby, I love you.
Delta Psi forever!
What are you doing? He's looking at us.
(ALL CHEERING)
Two left! (JIMMY GROANING)
What? What?
Fuck you. I am not an elephant!
I think I'm drunk.
He's all DIGG
Got it at my architecture lab. Pretty cool, right?
(BOTTLES SHATTERING)
Cool.
Well, that's how it works! I'm the dumb guy,
PETE: What's the lesson?
God! Dude, take your shit out on someone else, all right?
I had this job interview, so...
Stella. Stella, yeah.
Who are you?
The problem is that they're on probation.
It's like, They got us again.
He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory.
What's lame? What's going on?
Let’s throw shit off the porch! Whoo!
Yeah, dude. My Bros is always stealing my paddies.
That would be... That would be fucking... That would be trill.
She's fine. She just sees shapes.
(MOANING) This is amazing.
Dude, we are almost roommates.
Yeah, I'm ready. Are you ready, huh?
Really? Yeah, man.
No, no, no.
generate a noise complaint, or end up on any sort of headline,
(ALL CHEERING)
What does that mean?
You've been a bad boy. I'm gonna spank you.
You called us. Why did you call us?
That's not really even a headline.
Okay, too soon. Way too soon.
Whose a good girl? I am daddy
(ALL HUMMING)
We called you five times, you didn't answer us.
Ooh!
Let's do something crazy.
Like at the end of a heist, you leave your calling card.
Butt Paste. I don't know where the Butt Paste is.
KELLY: Is that a fraternity?
Nooooo!!
(BOTH ROARING)
Moving truck. Moving truck. (HORN HONKING)
Hey. Oh. Gay couple.
March, march, march, elephants.
JIMMY: Subhuman. KELLY: Assjuice.
I'm talking even bigger than last year's White Trash Bash.
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
That guy's the sexiest guy I've ever seen.
I'm so sorry, man.
We should go mom tipping later.
Well, your brother is a liar.
Free party tonight.
We have a joint file together.
Everybody breaks.
There's a gay couple. Gay couple.
Hi! Hi!
I'm gonna put out an AMBER fucking Alert!
ROMIE: What's up, Nutsack?
His dick Your wife
Seems like an impossible feat.
We are gonna end the year with the most legendary rager of all time.
What the fuck? Oh, my God!
I'm not a sizeist.
I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that?
This is like The Brady Bunch.
Yeah, I was here for an exchange program.
This is on me. I took it too far.
When Sam asks for milk
We should get the cooler.
It broke. I totally broke it.
Oh, my gosh. This is Anne Hathaway.
We put all of our money in. This is all of our money.
Baby, let's be spontaneous. Let's go fuck on the kitchen floor.
There will be no cutting in this line,
No, my roommate was. I used to wear his ties to get girls.
I mean, yeah, I like their baby,
Come inside. Check out some board shorts.
Sixty-nine? There's three numbers!
Oh, no.
You made a promise to me last night.
What the heck are you guys doing here? Where's Pete?
Hey, neighbor.
It is crazy.
while you were sleeping, bitch!
We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Lea Michele from Glee? That's actually funny.
I am not an elephant!
Fuck! Shit!
Should be pretty fucking loud.
Where did you get that?
Haven't you ever seen a fucking Kevin James movie?
Hoo-ah!
Well, why don't you go fuck my girlfriend again?
Yeah, I agree. I'm just trying to lighten the moo-ood.
and fucking with you, like he always does.
Bros before hos.
we're gonna seem so lame.
Baby's first rave.
Yeah, man.
I realize I probably should have studied a little bit more.
Whoa. Hey, man, buy him dinner first.
Everybody has caller ID. You're Mac Radner.
What's your GPA?
I'm just gonna leave it on.
Is that how people fight now? What are they doing?
Baby’s second rave!
No, you talking to me.
Oh, she's awake. Really?
that we will find a way to right this wrong.
There you go.
Hey. Hello.
Your body basically looks like a giant arrow
It's okay. They've been after us for weeks.
It's a choker
I know you're all wondering why I brought you here.
And now, as President of Delta Psi...
No more thing!
Fraternity Keeps Couple Awake?
ALL: Oh! Shit!
I mean, no, we can't. We couldn't possibly.
Clearly, you're the one who knows better, so you should know better.
Yeah. It's crazy.
Who cares?
MAC: Wait.
Bottom of my heart.
What's your GPA?
You guys are so cute together.
What's going on, Gary?
It's a good idea. It's a good system.
I really appreciate you guys coming by.
Peace, nigga.
Pudgie, what do you got there?
I'm trying to be your friend, okay?
Looks like a fraternity.
You called about your neighbors?
Hey, who's Batman to you?
Can we light some of those off right now?
I'm not doing this anymore.
Who knows what we'll be doing in 10 minutes?
(GASPS) Draw yourself a bath?
I'm gonna jump off the balcony. What?
No, we're done with that, Bro.
Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.
I think I might be really quite stoned.
Come on, come on. Stay on message! I'm sorry.
It's a choker.
The year is 1985!
(WHISPERING) Delta Psi.
Okay, you guys can come in.
It's gone mushy. Thank you, sire.